So much for a swell evening of empty chair abuse.
Trump has said he planned to invite sports stars to the convention in place of the usual lineup of pols — presumably, they make for better TV.
Convention-goers can content themselves with other aging sports legends, including retired college basketball coach Bobby Knight and retired NFL coach Mike Ditka. And for entertainment at some of the ancillary events surrounding the official confab, look for Journey, the Beach Boys, Rascal Flatts, The Band Perry and Poison frontman Bret Michaels, Bloomberg reports. Other bands slated to perform at events in Cleveland include Kid Rock’s Twisted Brown Trucker Band and Lynyrd Skynyrd.
Just imagine yourself trapped in some remote Kentucky casino, broke, looking for some entertainment and laughs before you drag your ass back to your room and drink yourself into a coma out of the mini-bar. That's going to be the RNC convention. Journey?
<img src="/uploads/default/original/2X/8/8954ee20c4f2a962d052bb03e7684a1e7ecf1a11.png" width="301" height="167">Clint Eastwood: No worries, I will be there all day, every day.
Trump: We promised him a Golden Chair.
I’m inviting Julia Roberts to my local Neighborhood Soiree but I don’t know if she’ll attend. People familiar with the planning are talking about it though.
That’s because he couldn’t get any politicians and instead had to look to has been athletes, most suffering from brain injuries.
Trumpy have party and nobody come. Trumpy sad.
Ahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Just can’t make this stuff up.
Even the guests they claim wouldn’t be good enough for Seth Myers or James Corden.
The hits just keep on coming.
I can’t imagine watching any of this. However, if the RNC told me the exact 10 minute window Louie Gohmert was going to address the floor I’d be in, pronto. He’s a car wreck, a kitten gif and uncut cocaine all rolled up in Pamela Anderson’s naked thighs.
I thought the very dateable Ivanka the Two Maybe Three had signed a non-disclosure agreement not to disparage the Tramp.
The convention is less than a month away. Wouldn’t you have all the speakers lined up like a long time ago? What a clusterf&*k this will be. I will not miss a moment.
Ivanka, said in a radio interview Wednesday that the convention wouldn’t have “a ho-hum lineup of, you know, the typical politicians” and would include coaches and athletes.
because it would be so much MORE entertaining watching Ditka throw gum at people and Mike Tyson trying to chew someone’s ear off?
Actually a gilded chair. Gold is too expensive. Donald gets cheap when he has to spend money on anyone else.
No “ho-hum” politicians…
No “Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.” Instead “Give me your rapists, your murderers, your singular non boring non bleeders.”
…and Knight throwing chairs at the Kasich delegates.
LOL. NOBODY discussed in the article is anywhere near the B-List. Some of them might be able to see the D-List from wherever they are, but thats about it.
Ditka and Tyson…OMG the venue will be overrun with people that want to see them give Rump a speech.
HA! Kentucky doesn’t have casinos. We’re too smart for that (which is why there’s no spot in KY that isn’t less than two hours away from another state’s casino).