How do say "Fuck off vile orange pig" in Hebrew?
PITTSBURGH (AP) — Paying solemn tribute to the dead, President Donald Trump
Three things plus 1:
- He didn’t “pay” anything.
- It wasn’t a “solemn tribute,” it was a fucking photo-op.
- Clergy (of every faith), Pittsburghers, and pretty much everyone with the most rudimentary shred of decency asked him not to go, especially while the city is in mourning. I’m confident even the deceased didn’t want him there to further traumatize their families.
4. WHAT AN UNMITIGATED ASSHOLE!!!
In the Slovenian tradition, she’s bringing a pan of Bubby’s Noodle Kugel to the Shiva.
“Trump and first lady Melania Trump stepped into the vestibule of a Pittsburgh synagogue Tuesday…”
Did they spontaneously burst into flames?
… and an overwhelming smell of sulphur inexplicably permeated every corner of the entire building.
“All those accountants and dentists, dead. I can only imagine what effect it will have on Pittsburg’s teeth and bank accounts. Fortunately, due to the greatest economy ever, has anyone told you how great it is? It’s so great. It’s great. It really is. We’re going to need more Jews to count all the money you’ll be getting thanks to all my presidenting.”
No, but Trump’s hemorrhoids suddenly flared up…
Dude, he has 11 rallies scheduled in 8 days. This is the only time available to him.
Trump is one giant animated hemorrhoid.
“It’s part of his program to instigate his base,” Werber said, and “bigots are coming out of the woodwork.”
I think AP misspelled “pogrom”.
Oh, and Kanye pulled his head out of his own ass.
Something like:
לך לעזאזל, חזיר כתום נתעב
So … he’s starting a new career?
Being from New York he should be thoroughly acquainted with a good old Bronx Cheer…
Gotta love Pittsburgh.
As his motorcade wound through downtown Pittsburgh, some onlookers saluted the president with upraised middle fingers and others with downturned thumbs.
“Whose rock is this rock? At least they got a nice rock out of the deal.”
My personal fav’ in Yiddish:
אַלע ציין זאָלן דיר אַרויספֿאַלן, נאָר איינער זאָל דיר בלײַבן אויף צאָנווייטיק.
Ale tseyn zoln dir aroysfaln, nor eyner zol dir blaybn af tsonveytik.
May all your teeth fall out, except one to give you a toothache.
Yea, the three exclamation points really sells it.
I know that he would be oblivious, but only hope the rest of the sicko entourage were uncomfortable as hell and witnessed the middle finger salute they received.