Anyone know if the Idiot in Chief can swim?
Well, witches are said to float, so he’s probably going to be OK.
Whatever he does down there, you can be sure that it will be done bigly and wetly…
How are they fixed for paper towels?
THE LORD: Donald…
DONALD: What?
THE LORD: How long can you tread water?
I predict he will do as “great” a job with this hurricane as he did with Maria.
I hope they send him out on some bridges to test structural integrity. "
It’s Infrastructure Week, Don! Bounce!"
When I think of this feckless CIC showing up in a flooded area with major highways under water and not much aid getting through and the death toll rising brings to mind the phrase useless as teats on a boar.
To which the only correct answer would be “RIGHT”
Oh dear, here come the “best wishes”.
Shit floats.
My understanding is Toadglans von McMario-Kart only went there to deliver Play-Doh and inspect the critical infrastructure at Belvedere, Castle Bay and Olde Point Country Clubs.
Trump was in typical idiot mode duri g his visit to N And S Carolina. First issue of business was to ascertain the condition of his golf course on the shore of Lake Norman. It always hasta be about him. This was followed by a classic trumpism (and here I am paraphrasing except for the words “nobody knew”) " Look at all this water! Nobody knew it could rain like this!!".
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I will be a happy man when we get rid of trump/Pence.