Discussion: Trump's Lawyer Cohen: I've Never Spoken To Or Threatened Stormy Daniels

Word. hahaha

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I never thought Iā€™d ever see the day where there is a real question between the presidentā€™s lawyer and a porn star as to whose word is more trustworthy.

Seriously.

I would say ā€˜only in America,ā€™ but for all our sakes, I hope not.

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I donā€™t have any specific instances, but you can console yourself with the thought of Berlusconi and all of his bunga bunga. Thatā€™s what they called what everybody got up to at his parties with very young nubile women (he was in his 70s then.) And they just gave his party enough votes to join a coalition government.

So itā€™s not only in America.

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No. It was Joe Batters and the boys.

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Meanwhile, I donā€™t think her opportunism was even in doubt. But damn. Sheā€™s got the stripping tour all lined up, already. Itā€™s guaranteed to be the profsssional christiansā€™ excuse to just dismiss the whole sorry escapade.

http://www.silkmadison.com/adult-film-stars/

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Never threatened.

How ā€œun-Trump-likeā€ ā€” a Trump puppet not being threatening.

Now if the question is about lying, I suspect Cohen has lied once or twice in his life. Nobody loans anybody $130,000 with no strings attached. Least, nobody in Americaā€™s heartland.

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Pleased to be entertaining! :joy_cat:

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I think you can get the industrial strength in 55 gallon drums.

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By the time weā€™re through with this chapter weā€™re going to need neuralyzers and tank farms of brain bleach.

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What is it about a cheap, sleazy, Ukrainian connected attorney who has been a childhood friend of Feliz Sater, a known criminal and CI, and Fat Donny and his NYC real estate Familia that makes me question his veracity?

"Whatā€™s that smell in this room? Didnā€™t you notice it, Brick? Didnā€™t you notice a powerful and obnoxious odor of mendacity in this room? - Big Daddy, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof

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That would be too easy to disprove. The communication was strictly lawyer to lawyer. Note that he does not say ā€œI never wrote or mailed a letter to her.ā€

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You know, I could have gone for the rest of my life without ever seeing the words,

ā€œWe have photos of Trumpā€™s penisā€

I donā€™t know whether to vomit or just shoot myself.

Thank the stars for comedy and cartoons.

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And, to buy tickets.

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Arbitration has become notorious for favoring the respondent side of a case. The respondents pay their salaries.

A 3-retired judge panel may be the exception.

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If the interview were to air, he told Vanity Fair, ā€œItā€™s just another breach by Ms. Clifford and will only further increase the
damages I will be seeking pursuant to the agreement.ā€

Now, letā€™s say he sues her, and it gets to trial while he and the orange blowhard are still on the outside of a SuperMax, how much do you think a jury will award? Iā€™m guessing $1. Any takers?

Well thereā€™s showering, driving, and hopefully toilet time. And if youā€™re lucky some sexy fun time, and if you have kids maybe some reading time. If youā€™re old and sexy fun time is not on your schedule then there is the looking for your glasses time. Maybe a little playing with your pet time.

I donā€™t think heā€™s actually shocked.

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If he left threatening messages on her voicemail, he also never spoke to herā€¦ he just talked to a machine, which ensured sheā€™d hear the threats.

Trumpā€™s Lawyer Cohen: Iā€™ve Never Spoken To Or Threatened Stormy Daniels

NOT personally .

So let me get this straight . . . . trumpā€™s lawyer paid $130,000 of his own money, gained through a home equity loan, without authorization from trump, to a porn actress heā€™s never spoken to, to keep quiet about an affair that never happened. Did I miss anything?

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