Write? The man can’t put two coherent sentences together when he speaks.
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According to Daily Kos trump’s on FB offering tickets to people, and scalpers are taking a hit because they can’t unload what they have.
But, perhaps the most telling sign this is shaping up to be an embarrassing disaster for Team Trump is the fact that only six days out from the event, Donald himself took to Facebook to record a message begging offering free tickets to anyone who wanted to attend. If you make it through the ceremony, he’ll throw in a set of steak knives and you’ll be entered to win a complimentary trip for two to the luxurious Mar-A-Lago resort. (Okay, that last bit is not true, but it could be!) Watch below and read a sampling humorous responses to his plea. They are tremendous. The best. Bigly great. Feel free to add your own response in the comments.
@chelsea530 @thx1138 You got the scowl, you got the pen, you got the pad, you got the Mar-a-Lago concierge desk, you got the photographer. Everything necessary to write a memorable speech.
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CharlieE will not be watching. He doesn’t want to give any network the impression that Trump will help their ratings.
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Laugh. Laugh loud and hard. And then get angry. Really, really angry - the kind of anger that demands you act.
This pissident and his absurd admin will not take down our country if we don’t let him. The time for tears is past.
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Sweet Jesus:
Yeah that’s going to do it since there is so much love between the trans community and the gay community.
Oy gevalt.
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After which Spicer stripped his suit off to reveal he was wearing bunny pajamas with feet and started singing “It’s a Small World After All” backwards
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Philosophical, you say? I should think it will be scatological, and that’s why I’m opting to watch none of it. Marcus Aurelius departs the office and leaves behind Commodus - G-d have mercy.
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Nope. It can break down into something close to word salad at any point. Although in general I’d argue it’s a good bit harder to speak cogently than it is to write, all things being equal, since you speak in real time and have to keep all the relevant points in mind
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no doubt the word cloud of his “speech” will have “I” and “me” as the biggest words, closely followed by tremendous, amazing, best, great, etc.
That photo just looks so completely non-believable that either the photographer just let Trump dictate the whole process in the most misguided way imaginable, or is a master who could foresee the joke this shoot would become. The lighting, the bullshit pose, that stupid look on Trump’s face, and that gaudy statue to his left is the kind of thing I’d imagine sleazy lawyers would have had hanging behind their desks in the 1970s.
Ten bucks says the photographer never got paid.
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Too fucking freaky for words. Can’t you just hear the rubes cheering on the don for his new inclusivity? Me neither.
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Yea, but you don’t have to spell when you speak, huge upside there.
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Spicer’s comment will have Donald voter’s running to a dictionary: What is a philosophical document. Can we call it what it is - a bullshit speech.
Raises an interesting question… Will he actually be able to stay on-script, or will he get five minutes into it, and then decide to wing it? Could be quite a spectacle.
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Tilting the pad up so that we can’t see that the page is completely blank. It’s amazing how little it takes to con the true believers.
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I don’t know whose idea that was - Caitlyn’s or the Unpresident’s team but I have news for them - the LBGTQ community has their own inner conflicts and that’s one of the big ones.
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This photograph qualifies as aesthetic terrorism.
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Quite a few Republicans seem to think the LGBT community has some grand affection for Caitlyn. It shows they know absolutely nothing about us.
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Got another sucker, I see. Well done, sir.