Discussion: Trump's Inaugural Address Will Be A 'Philosophical Document'

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I don’t know whether to laugh or cry

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Oh please. Trump has ruined everything he’s touched. Now he has to even give philosophy a bad name?

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Philosophy of what? Derp?

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HahahHahHahahaha…wha? Hahahahaha. Ouch. Side hurts.

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OK, Sean, OK - that’s good - you had me going there for a minute. Now what is he really going to talk about?

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“To Grab or not to Grab”

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I think it will probably be a pack of lies…

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I see you’ve chosen to laugh. Wish I could join you

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Not difficult to predict. Trump’s philosophy consists of an unwavering faith in his own opinions. The entire speech could probably be summarized as, “I’m, like, smart, so I know exactly what to do. I won’t listen to anyone else because, ya’ know, smart.”

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Trump previews philosophical speech. The semiotics of politics: Race, Gender, and Grabbing Pussy.

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If an ass farts into a venue and no one is there, does it make a sound?

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You could always just listen to ABBA’s version.

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I can’t hardly wait to see him make a complete ass or of himself.

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Weep for America. The laughter has ended. The music has stopped.

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I philosophize very, very well. People know this. One of the all-time GREATEST. All the smartest people say I am the THE BEST philosopher. Plato? Wayyy overrated. What an idiot. I am a much better philosopher than him. People know this.

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a philosophical document

I expect it to be a summary of Plato’s Republic taken from the internet (without attribution, of course).

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This cipher has an irritating voice and pig face.

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In other words, it will be pure bullshit. But we knew that.

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