“Hello, Immigrant Crime Hotline? I’d like to report a massive crime being committed against a whole load of immigrants at the Southern border…”
“…”
“…”
“…OK, I’ll hold…”
I wonder if they’d give me any information on an immigrant who may not have committed an actual crime, but wore a very inappropriate, “I don’t care, do you” jacket to the border? Namely, on what basis did she get a visa?
“Hello? Immigrant Crime Hotline? I just saw this half-silicone, Eastern European-sounding model/escort wearing six-inch stiletto heels hanging around the White House. I am afraid she may be a threat to our beloved and godly President!”
Hello Immigrant Crime Hotline
Press 1 for Mexican
press 2 for Muslim
press 3 for Russian
press 4 for Israel
press 5 for Democrat
press 6 for donations to trump pac
press 7 for MAGA hat
press 8 for Texas
press 9 for white American and please hold for operator
One person who was helped by the hotline? Well, then it’s all OK.
They should reassign those 27 people to a place where they can do more good. I’m thinking about having them patrol a section of the Sonoran Desert.
That would be the Bat(shit-crazy) Phone?
More money wasted on a useless political stunt. That’s all the GOP has these days.