Discussion: Trump's Doctor Says He's 'In Very Good Health'

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What, no confirmation that he still weighs only 239 lbs.?

And that’s all his real hair?

And that he could find Waldo in the picture book?

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Clearly, the man has reserved comment on Trumps mental health.

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I say that’s a lie. Made for purposes of national security, maybe. Or at least that’s what they’re telling themselves. But I sure don’t believe it. 72, history of heart disease, dire risk factors for hyptertension, diet a huge stress on the kidneys as well, serious mental illness. family history of and symptoms of dementia, obesity, sedentary life, strongly rumored use of variety of drugs, and for God’s sake just look at him, nope, that is not a person “in very good health.”

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So the Doc is an osteopath. Hmm. At least he’s not a chiropractor.

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weird syntax

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He’s in very good health, except for all those other ailments.

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This statement sounds like a person tersely saying he or she is “fine” when he or she is obviously not fine.

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alt-physician remarks on donnie’s alt-health … he he —

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Well, he did gain weight, but he also grew taller so that’s a wash.

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Well, I will take it then he can serve a long prison term.

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I think we need a second opinion from some specialists.

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The part about trump being “very grateful” makes it sound like trump dictated the letter and not the Navy Commander.

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No. No. His pants are shrinking.

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sure it wasn’t just the tie ? ? …

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HAHAHAHA Like when I’m mad at a boyfriend and I’m sitting there with tears in my eyes refusing to give eye contact and I’m all, “I’m FINE! FINE! I’m fucking FINE!”

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I think what they mean is “he’ll survive.” People can be in terrible health but live forever, they’ll just be miserable while doing so

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The missing clause is “for a person in his condition.”

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I’ve often lapsed into whimsical reverie and imagined that if Trump’s longish tie is pulled firmly enough, he rolls up, in a tiny fraction of a second, into n-dimension hyperspace and disappears from our plane of existence.

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Now, now, a DO has the same education and residency as a MD, but with the extra muscular/skeletal manipulation.
Sean Conley appears to have an excellent medical pedigree… but so did Ronny Johnson.

The statement actually reads like ‘Dr’ Howard Bornstein or Ronny Johnson.
“he will remain [in good health] for the duration of the his Presidency and beyond.”
WTF? No reputable MD will make that assessment of future health, especially considering his age, lack of exercise, obesity, and high cholesterol.

“That’s a really high LDL,” Dr. Topol said. “We’re talking about a 70-plus-year-old man who is obese and doesn’t exercise. Just looking at the lab value, you would raise a big red flag.”
“I would never use the words ‘excellent health.’ How you could take these indices and say excellent health? That is completely contradicted.”

Sounds like we have another Bornstein/Johnson.

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