Discussion: Trump's Big Health Reveal On Dr. Oz: A 1-Page Summary From Dr. Bornstein

“Mr. President, the 5-minute warning to activate a nuclear sortie against North Korea has been confirmed by the Air Force.”

“Yeah, OK, I’ve decided to use that missle against Venezuela today.”

“Mr. President, you could launch a second sortie against Venezuela at the same time.”

“Do we have more than one missile?”

“Yes, sir. So, Mr. President, do you still want to attack North Korea today?”

“Yes, but I want to do it later today, after lunch.”

“But, Mr. President, it’s too late to call back the sortie against North Korea.”

“Well, can we send it to Venezuela instead?”

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Deplorable people love a spectacle. Fixed it for you.

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Expect a sternly-worded letter from the Simian Defamation League.

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Cue the NYT and AP fluffery: “Relaxed, affable Trump releases medical info, while secretive and crabby Clinton refuses to provide proof she doesn’t suffer from dementia, hydrophobia and demonic possession.”

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6’2" 265 pounds, yeah he needs to loose 15-20. Geesus.

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All this idle speculation is tedious. I want the real truth about Herr Coir Coif’s health. And I won’t be satisfied until I read his autopsy!

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Does anybody even give a shit? Seriously, Trump could have gone on the show, dropped his pants and mastrabated in front of a live audience and no one would care. Emails people… just emails. Good god, we are so fucked.

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As a practicing medical professional I’m not certain that a board certified gastroenterologist is even qualified to perform a basic physical exam this far into his career. Specialists are not “family physicians” and have no place writing letters of physical health.

Imagine if your high school age child took a letter from his GI specialist to his / her sports team’s coach for a “physical.”

Similar scenario only a much bigger scale and much more important implications.

This guy is lying and or not qualified to make these claims.

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Thank you! Finally.

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I vote both. What’s so very delicious is that he looks as quacky as he apparently is (or he wouldn’t write these letters.) I love it every time one of these stories comes up and they show pictures of Bornstein. hahahaha

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My diagnosis is that he is lying.
By the way, did Trump really reveal that he is 6’2 and 265?
Oinkers!

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A real colonoscopy would reveal what exactly are the eleven herbs and spices. Best we not go there.

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Do I need to come help you put your hair out? We’re not fucked; Trump is going to lose and the GOP is in ruins.

We’re taking back the SCOTUS. We’ll hold it for at least another 40 years.

cheer up. :grin:

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Are you referring to how Trump met Melania?

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The problem here is that people who get their news only from TV (and a lot of them do vote) will believe Trump was more transparent about his health than Clinton because he talked to a quack doctor on TV.

Clinton should hold a similar interview - with a friendly interviewer and doctor (Oprah and Gupta, maybe?) - just to counter the argument we’re now going to hear that Trump is more transparent because he discussed it on TV.

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I understand RT is working up a 3-season deal for him, with an option to renew, for that very format.

Fox syndication is the only remaining hurdle.

His people are talking to Vlad’s people…

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Has anyone asked why Cheeto Jesus goes to a gastroenterologist for a routine physical? That’s kind of a weird specialist for routine stuff. I wonder what digestive issue caused Cheeto to seek help from the doctor straight out of Independence Day.

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Judging by my own excess avoirdupois, HO needs to drop at least 40 lbs and would be better off if he got rid of 50 lbs.

And of course, he’s just one enema away from being able to fit in a thimble.

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Viewers will need a zoom feature on their television..

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I’m betting on Oompah Loompah heritage.

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