Hey, first we can’t grab women in their nether regions. Now, we can’t punch losers who work at concession stands? When will this politically correct madness end?
“accused in August of punching a concessions worker at a racehorse auction”
Good times.
It’s got everything, a racehouse auction no less and someone probably working without healthcare as the punchee.
…we consider this matter closed…
I really have to remember this one, and keep it in reserve for the proper occasion. Who knew that you could dispense with any accusation against you by simply declaring the matter closed?!
The concessions worker probably made an unseemly proposal to Mrs. Upjohn, as well. “Marry me, and I’ll never look at another horse.”
Good, if the worker did push his wife, then he got what he deserved. I would bet that it exactly what happened or the worker, knowing this man is wealthy wouldn’t have just let it go.
Yes, because it’s always best to settle any dispute by resorting to violence.
Which Cabinet post are you up for?
Other good lines of that ilk are
“I know God has forgiven me.”
And the current trending dismissal, “This is fake news.”
Surprised he didn’t hit the horse too.
On the other hand, if he didn’t then Viola is a violent lying sack of shit. Just the type you’d expect Trump to pick for Secretary of the Army. Oh, and very rich, of course.
Mongo like to play army, Sheriff Drumpf…
Hey, the guy is combative. Is that bad for a Secretary of the Army? And at least he didn’t punch a horse, so PETA won’t get involved.
(I am aware the as secretary he would have no command responsibility or authority.)
Trump’s Army Secretary Pick Accused Of Punching Worker
Trump: That is what impressed me to hire him in my administration. I am hoping he will learn to grab as well.
“Mr. Viola loves his wife and regrets the incident,” the spokesman wrote in one statement.
So, I read the article a bit too quickly, and thought that Viola had punched his wife as well as the concession stand worker. Heh heh…just another swamp thing looking for a job in the Misadministration. Thanks, Donny, you’ve picked another winner.
The spokesman described it as “a simple disagreement.”
I disagree with Chiselin’ Trump on a lot of things. Does this mean that it’s OK for me to punch him in the face?
Oh, a worker. Whew! For a second there I thought he’d done something bad.
</trump>
you can do anything you want if you are a Star.
i’m quite sure it does.
He was using “the Imperial We.”
Surprised they didn’t just go with that:
“Hey, you punched a worker, are you sure you’re fit for this post?”
Response: “FAKE NEWS! You’re fake news!” (oh, that’s right up there with “No puppet! No puppet! YOU’RE the puppet!”)