Discussion: Trump Would Be 'Glad' To Testify Under Oath About Comey Conversations

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I trust Comey a whole lot more than Trump.

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Trump wouldn’t answer, saying only that he would address any possible tapes “over a fairly short period of time” and “you’re going to be very disappointed when you hear the answer, don’t worry.”

No, no, no, I won’t be disappointed. If there are tapes then GREAT. If there aren’t tapes then LIAR.

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Of course he’d be happy to testify under oath - he doesn’t care about his oath of office, or any other promise he’s made, so why would he care about swearing to tell truth to Mueller? Trump is a person who would tell a lie just for the sake of telling a lie. He’s told so many lies over the course of his life that he doesn’t care about the difference any more.

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I’ve got a bible I’d be glad to let congress use to get this show on the road.

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He.

Is.

Lying.

NOW!

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Walk back will come quick when he finds out they would ask more then just 1 question, that is hard to prove either way.

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Not that he doesn’t care, he doesn’t know the difference. He lives in a totally delusional world. What Mueller needs to do is talk to him several times, days or weeks apart and watch how the Orange One’s story changes.

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Would he have counsel there to protect/ coach him?

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I’d rather they swore him in on the Gideon Bible from the nightstand of that room at the Ritz-Carlton Moscow.

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It would simultaneously be epic/entertaining to see him testify but also likely be a marker for the end of civilization.

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Liar-in-Chief demands opportunity to lie under oath.

Marvelous.

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It would be best if Trump were questioned only by Senator McCain. And by “best,” I mean “funniest.”

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Has it dried out yet?

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Right after he gives the results of his investigation into Obama’s birth certificate in Hawaii.

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This guy wouldn’t know an oath if it was written on an enema Lust Object shoved home.

He doesn’t give a shit about his marriage vows; his oath of office to the constitution - a little thing like lying under oath is just all in a day’s fun for him.

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This is the best answer. DJT is so far out there in la-la land that I literally do not think he would be able to tell the same story thrice.

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Thrice? Don’t you mean twice?

I’ve heard that a great way to get three different opinions on the same matter from the iDJiT is to ask him one question.

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