What? Kim didn’t give him ALL the bones?
Makes sense. The first one was so successful. It warranted medallions and everything.
I bet he gives up all our troops in Korea in exchange for a big parade. Maybe they’ll strike another medallion.
This is a huge propaganda win for Kim. He gets “legitimized” in the eyes of his subjects and reduces the chance of a coup because he can rightly claim to have outsmarted the US.
Vietnam has been considered as a venue, along with Thailand, Hawaii and Singapore.
Well, it’s 45 years too late but Cadet Bonespurs will finally be going to Vietnam.
If they throw in a tifo display he’ll give them all of South Korea.
Trump’s need for unconditional sucking up is endless. KJI and Putin have mastered the art of telling Trump has smart and great he is - better than his cabinet even - and as a result they get back unconditional positive regard from Trump, and a cheerleader for “make Russia” and “make North Korea” great again.
Time however does not make what Trump has done look good, and when the history of this is written Trump will be the useful idiot who let the North Korean regime prefect its WMDs.
Kim even got a hat for the meeting:
This is the one where he trades NK bases in Okinawa for the promise of a future meeting.
With a surprise guest that will jump out of a cake… PUTIN !!!
Do I not entertain you?
Have I taken your attention off other atrocities and disasters yet?
Don’t forget the evil orb
I guess it’s safe to assume Trump won’t be accompanied by any of those idiots from the CIA, NSA or DoD on his trip.
It will be a big, BIG announcement! The BIGGEST ever! Great ratings! The greatest…
Oh fuckit, I don’t even have the energy to mock him right now.
This summit is guaranteed to be intelligence-free…
More PR stunt flailing.
Make America Grieve Again
Sucking up for Trump is easy.
He does not have bone spurs in his knees.
He wants the Nobel Peace Prize so bad, he’d invade Oslo, then kidnap and hold the entire Norwegian parliament hostage.
Be fair. Kim will be there.
What Kim thinks when he sees Trump…
Trump has the hots for some big stiff Tae po dong missiles.