Good drugs. They’re what’s for breakfast.
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That makes me feel better. The guy with the nickname “Mad Dog” is the sane one.
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There really is a complete lack of competence in this administration. Only the best people!
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This isn’t just a question of the Republican president’s unfitness for office. It’s the Republican party’s unfitness for political power of any kind. Let’s not forget that the Republican Party is doing its utmost to ensure that global climate change will continue to worsen, with long-term consequences in many ways indistinguishable from the short-term ones produced by a nuclear war. To take a small example of what is to come, Puerto Rico, Houston, and south Florida were struck by hurricanes that in effect was massive, massively destructive natural bombing.
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It is all the fault of the people of PR.
They had the audacity to be born not Caucasian.
Trump grew up on West Side Story.
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Uh-huh. Sure Donald. You can’t even say the name of a fallen soldier when you call his widow, and you STILL can’t say the name in this interview, but you’re prepared for anything.
Yeah, Donald. Excuse me while I check out the current prices of LG OLED televisions before the manufacturing plant in Seoul is incinerated.
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Why do I think that “nothing” is closer to the mark?
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In Donnyspeak, “We’re prepared for anything” means “I’ve got nothing.”
ETA: @old_curmudgeon: I didn’t see your comment before writing mine.
I doubt that Trump has the attention span to sit through West Side Story. All that singing and dancing would bore him to tears.
We’re especially prepared to keep it in the news cycle.
That would explain the constant sniffing.
Too bad we’re totally unprepared for the far more mortal threat to America posed by Russian cyberwar, which succeeded In installing a Quisling as our President.
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Friday Trump signed an executive order expanding post-9/11 emergency powers to recall retired officers back into service:
Vets are sending out warning:
“Will I ask and answer my own questions? Of course, I will. Will any of it finally make sense? It’s a big, beautiful building. The nicest building you’ve ever seen. And they serve the best pieces of chocolate cake and taco bowls.”
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I would be shocked.
MEDIC…
Wait, I thought that the Obama White House had decimated U.S. forces, allowing for the rise of near-peer states such as Russia and China, and so the Defense Department needed all kinds of billions of more dollars.
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Trump: “We’re prepared for anything with regard to North Korea.” Translation: “I welcome any and all diversions from the Russia investigation.”
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His bunker has had an early Spring clean .
“We’re prepared for anything. We are so prepared like you wouldn’t believe,”
well…
“No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise, fear and surprise; two chief weapons, fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency! Er, among our chief weapons are: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and near fanatical devotion to the Pope! Um, I’ll come in again…”
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