Yeah Donnie, probably in the same way that 9/11 was a big surprise.
Sounds like we have a girl popping out of a giant cake to look forward to.
This is so goddamn sad. He doesnāt know how a legislature works. He doesnāt know whatās going on, he doesnāt know whatās in the bill or why it hasnāt passed. Heās an ambulatory pen, and in no other way is an active part of government. He self-25thād.
āYouāre going to have a great, great surprise. Itās going to be great,ā Trump said.
āItāll be great, a great thing that, surprisingly, will be a great surprise to you, in a surprisingly great way.ā
He really should be doing a reality tv show. He has a knack for that kind of nonesense. But no presidential type skills whatsoever.
āJust to do a little official business, health care is working along very well,ā Trump said during a meet and greet with the Chicago Cubs in the White House. āWe could have a big surprise with a great health care package. So now theyāre happy,ā he added in an aside to the team, gesturing at the reporters.
Iām likely going to regret choosing this gif.
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The surprise will be right next to the Comey tapes, the fake TIME magazine cover and the proof that President Obama wiretapped him.
The guy really doesnāt have a clue what it does or how the process works. He just has a pathological need to say everything he touches is amazing even when it sucks.
āI have a secret plan in 30 days to defeat ISIS.ā
I just took a big surprise this morningā¦ Reminded me of Donnieā¦
So, then I guess we know this means the GOP health bill is dead? The last time he promised a big, big surprise was over the ātapesā he supposedly made of his discussions with Comey. There were no tapes, and that was no big surprise.
or he could decide to do it himselfā¦#expenses
And it probably smelled better than he looks.
More blather gargle from Bloaty McFukFace. Oh, sorry, President Bloaty McFukface.
Lust Object # 1 or # 2?
Trump always reminds me of the Friday Night Rehabilitation announcerā¦
Instead of a Gomer Pyle, itās gonna be a Donnie Pileā¦
A big surprise would be anything in the bill that made healthcare more affordable. Iām not holding my breath.