Discussion: Trump: 'We Could Have A Big Surprise' When It Comes To GOP Health Care Bill

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Yeah Donnie, probably in the same way that 9/11 was a big surprise.

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Sounds like we have a girl popping out of a giant cake to look forward to.

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This is so goddamn sad. He doesnā€™t know how a legislature works. He doesnā€™t know whatā€™s going on, he doesnā€™t know whatā€™s in the bill or why it hasnā€™t passed. Heā€™s an ambulatory pen, and in no other way is an active part of government. He self-25thā€™d.

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ā€œYouā€™re going to have a great, great surprise. Itā€™s going to be great,ā€ Trump said.

ā€œItā€™ll be great, a great thing that, surprisingly, will be a great surprise to you, in a surprisingly great way.ā€

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He really should be doing a reality tv show. He has a knack for that kind of nonesense. But no presidential type skills whatsoever.

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ā€œJust to do a little official business, health care is working along very well,ā€ Trump said during a meet and greet with the Chicago Cubs in the White House. ā€œWe could have a big surprise with a great health care package. So now theyā€™re happy,ā€ he added in an aside to the team, gesturing at the reporters.

Iā€™m likely going to regret choosing this gif.

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The surprise will be right next to the Comey tapes, the fake TIME magazine cover and the proof that President Obama wiretapped him.

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The guy really doesnā€™t have a clue what it does or how the process works. He just has a pathological need to say everything he touches is amazing even when it sucks.

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I wonder if he and Arrieta compared trolling notesā€¦

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ā€œI have a secret plan in 30 days to defeat ISIS.ā€

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I just took a big surprise this morningā€¦ Reminded me of Donnieā€¦

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So, then I guess we know this means the GOP health bill is dead? The last time he promised a big, big surprise was over the ā€œtapesā€ he supposedly made of his discussions with Comey. There were no tapes, and that was no big surprise.

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or he could decide to do it himselfā€¦#expenses

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And it probably smelled better than he looks.

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More blather gargle from Bloaty McFukFace. Oh, sorry, President Bloaty McFukface.

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Lust Object # 1 or # 2?

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Trump always reminds me of the Friday Night Rehabilitation announcerā€¦

Friday Night Rehabilitation

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Instead of a Gomer Pyle, itā€™s gonna be a Donnie Pileā€¦

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A big surprise would be anything in the bill that made healthcare more affordable. Iā€™m not holding my breath.

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