Oh, man, can you imagine Trump on the witness stand? I hope this gets televised.
Trump University was promoted as an online course that would share Trump’s secrets to success as a businessman.
“First, you get a small loan, you know, really puny, like a million dollars …”
“Trump University Case Is Set For Trial And Trump May Have To Testify.”
Can’t he just send a cardboard cutout of himself?
“Trump University” is an oxymoron. Let Judge Judy hear the case!!
Maybe just the Tweet generator algorithm.
Right? This could finally be the time when he keeps that Trump “you’re not showing me obsequious, fulsome deference!” angry face scowl on so long his face freezes that way, just like his mama warned.
Trump makes the best witness at trials.
He’ll witness like you won’t believe. Forget about it. The greatest. Just very, very, very good witnessing.
will he have to tell the truth and can’t this case be heard by Judge Palin on her new reality show?
I think he should be able to take the oath by putting his hand on “The Art of the Deal”.
…an online course that would share Trump’s secrets to success as a businessman…
This is what’s known as “assuming a fact not in evidence.” Trump has actually been a failure as a businessman, not unlike a lot of the G.O.P.'s favorites over the past few decades.
Sounds like a good “assumption of risk” defense!
Can a convicted felon serve as President? We used to think that a serial adulterer, multi-divorced person would not be able to, but that seems to have been forgotten.
Regrettably, this is a civil, not a criminal action. But who knows what might follow?
Yeah, but I think he can be counted on to lie on the stand. Perjury is not a civil matter.
Four bankruptcies and counting.
No, he won’t testify. His lawyers will stall, ask for numerous continuances and more. Sad but unless the judge puts their foot down, he’ll likely never even step foot in the courtroom let alone testify. You can bank on that…big money means he’s not like us mere mortals!
If the CombOver doesn’t fit, you must acquit.