Discussion: Trump Tweet Threatens 'Maximum Criminal Penalties' For 'Illegal Voting'

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Aw, dang. And here I was about to vote illegally. Foiled again by the genius prez!

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Once there are maximum criminal penalties for massive voter suppression, we will be much better off as a nation.

Also, FU, shitgibbon.

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Sounds like someone is soiling his Depends.

ETA: he’s going to flipping lose what’s left of his mind if the blue tsunami materializes.

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Shorter Trump: ā€œmy lackeys are likely to lose.ā€

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Trump tweets not to fall for the ā€œFake Suppression Pollsā€? What does that even mean? I’m having trouble parsing the concept he’s trying to convey.

Also if the maximum penalties are going to be applied, those three seniors in Delaware who double-voted for postal inspector had better watch out!

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Glad he’s telling his howling monkeys about ā€œillegal votingā€ seeing as the majority of numbnuts trying to do this are Rethugs.

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excellent - hold your lantern high 59

edit: and as soon as i typed i remembered - that’s diogenes! blast.

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Tiny hands, tiny mind.

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Sad that White Christian Males, engage in this kind of activities in order to protect their ā€œRight to Oppress Othersā€. Unfortunately, once they win this way, they will do it always and the only solution will involve firing squads.

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Trump Tweet Threatens ā€˜Maximum Criminal Penalties’ For ā€˜Illegal Voting’

Wake me when he talks about Ann Coulter’s transgressions.

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So like a $50 fine?

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Since the only documented voter fraud cases from 2016 were Hair Furor’s voters, I’m all for locking them up.

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I’m stuck on ā€œLaw Enforcement has been strongly notified.ā€

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Dear Fat Orange Gasbag:

You scared, bitch? 'Cause you sound scared.

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Further instructions included letting republicans vote twice

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Be careful what you wish for, Donny-Boy. Some of your best buds may get caught.

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So he’ll have his armed red hat cult vigilantes hanging around polling places intimidating people who don’t look like them.

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