Discussion: Trump Touts Infrastructure By Citing '80s Project He Took So Ivanka Could Skate

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Trump is hoping to skate again.

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And she’s been skating ever since.

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“And I also strongly want my $1.5 trillion infrastructure plan to pass so my family and a few friends can benefit greatly. That I can tell you.”

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Somebody’s skating on thin ice.

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Why don’t you throw in Ivankadonk’s phony lemonade stand, too, Donald, you stupid fuck?

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Unfortunately, Ivanka ain’t America as far as Trump is concerned.

America is more like other women Trump sees and treats.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: What an ass.

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“President Donald Trump on Monday pointed to his 1980s renovation of the Wollman Ice Rink in Central Park — that he suggested he completed for his daughter Ivanka Trump’s benefit — to tout his new $1.5 trillion infrastructure plan.”

Eight years of Obama administration neglect have left America’s crumbling ice rinks an international disgrace.

Make America Skate Again!

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Well done sir

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Trump claims he renovated the rink for a fraction of the cost. Makes me wonder if he stiffed the workers.

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nobody laughed out loud??

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That stupid ice-rink renovation never conferred on him any special knowledge or understanding of national infrastructure any more than your municipal road crew got when they filled in a pothole last Thursday. He’s been yapping about it for all these years and it’s a thing any developer could handle as a no-biggie side project. You run the engineer out there, the engineer says you need this and this and this, you hire your subcontractors and just do it. Ridiculous.

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Did you see our mixed doubles curling team suck it up at the Olympics? We must close the Curling Gap!

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I say we award the entire $1.5 trillion to the Trump Organization and just watch them work magic. What could go wrong?

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Renovating an ice rink is so much like rebuilding the nation’s roads, bridges, sewage treatment systems, electric grids, airports, and you know everything.

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If I had $1.5 trillion I’d bet it against any taker that Trump’s been taking kickbacks all along. I mean real, straight-up kickbacks. Pretty soon I’d have $3 trillion and could finally pay off some of my bills.

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It took Donnie months to figure out that ice needs to be kept cold, and that was only when Ivanka nearly drowned on the ice rink…

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Trump’s infrastructure plan is nothing more than a tax scam funneling money to corporations and investors. Why the hell this isn’t being trumpeted more broadly by media is malpractice on their part.

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“Make America Gretsky Again!”


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