His accountant must be Bugs Bunny
a) accountant is bad, b) Trump is a liar, c) all of the aboveâŚ
Do we have any reports on who laughed first??
Opens mouth and lies just flow out like water.
He also went on to telling them he has wonderful ocean front property to sell them in Kansas, and then went on to talk about how great drump university is.
I can only imagine what the Dems were thinking after hearing Donaldâs pitch: âIs he fucking kidding us?!â
Unlike you, Donald, who hasnât read anything since a 1979 issue of âHustlerâ magazine (which he finally finished in 1993), the Dems have actually read and know what the GOP is putting in this bill.
Weâll send our âthoughts and prayersâ when you get your next tax bill, Donald. Maybe you can deduct Ivanka and Melaniaâs collagen injections. That should save you about $5.7M next year.
Trust me on this.
Trust me.
Itâs gonna kill me.
This bill.
That moron probably heard âYouâre going to make a killing,â and misunderstood.
Well, actually, probably not. Heâs just lying. Itâs all he knows.
PS: Show us your goddam tax returns, let US decide. (Where âUSâ means Robert Mueller.)
Kinda like how Al Capone didnât benefit from any changes in the tax code either.
This guy ainât any bigger a bullshitter than he was a year or two ago. Itâs just pathetic that 40% of the country hasnât caught on yet.
âIâm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. Itâs awful. If Iâm on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where Iâm going, Iâm liable to say Iâm going to the opera. Itâs terrible.â
â J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye
Trump Told Senate Dems That The GOP Tax Bill Wonât Benefit Him Personally
And he gave them a copy of his tax returns so they could work the numbersâŚ
âMy accountant called me and said âyouâre going to get killed in this bill,'â Trump said, according to NBC News.
Hahahahahaha! Boy, that Trump. What a comedian.
If I had been listening to him, I would have had to excuse myself in order to go out into the hall where I could burst out in hysterical paroxysmal laughter.
Since youâre so confident of this Two Scoops, how about sharing those calculations with the rest of us? What? Youâre just making this up from the rich persecution-filled fantasy life in which you live? Thought so.
I hope someone said to the president that his not benefiting from the tax bill is a lie and is fooling no one and his insisting otherwise is a waste of everyoneâs time.
That if he wants to work with Democrats he will need to learn a new language of telling the truth. The price for a truly bipartisan bill begins with honesty from him and ends with actual compromises on his part.
'Call back Mr. President when you can meet this very simple terms. Good day."
The great dealmaker, the great convincer! âMy accountant said it would be bad for me. Just very bad, huge.â
He didnât finish reading it, the âbest pagesâ got too flimsy from overuse and it fell apartâŚ