Trump at a black church is like Dukakis in a tank.
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Actually, that sounds like a church founded by Trump himself, only modesty made him use āGreatā instead of āHugeāā¦
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He needs to look natural.
A tasteful hip-hop bracelet could help break the āiceā.
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Why would he wear Malariaās favorite cock ring?
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Maybe he could explain to the good folks who will attend and will listen politely as to why a woman who applied for an apartment in a trump installation in 1963 never got a reply though she asked over and over again. She finally learned her application had been filed under āC.ā People donāt forget this kind of hatred.
@antisachetdethe Does this pass TSA screening? Or does he prefer the pat down?
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Pastor Uncle Tom Mark Burns will be by his side as his African Amerian
NYtimes has been covering this angle recently, as Iām sure you know.
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Itās just like Trump to seek out a humble man of the cloth to prove his outreach. The good Bishopās home, in Palmer Woods, MI.
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Trump did review Ben Carsonās Black Jesus portraitā¦as most of us did during the GOP primaries. Does this count as a religious experience and black outreach?
Will there be Black people inside when heās there?
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First thing I read yesterday over the morning cuppa.
Do you mean this one where Jesus looks a lot like the late Nick Ashford?
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Guess he skipped over that Bible passage about Christ chasing the moneychangers out of the Temple.
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āWhat the hell do you have to lose?ā
Potable drinking water? SCHIP? āObamacareā health insurance? Funding for their local public school? Their lives during a routine traffic stop? All major grocery stores in a 10 mile radius? Clean air controls on the nearby inner city industrial zone? Relief from draconian mandatory sentencing requirements? The list goes on and on and they have been losing these things bit by bit day by day for the past several decades. Iām pretty sure the animated, talking orange dildo candidate doesnāt really want them to answer this question.
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Now Carson has one on his wall with Trump embracing him.
Seems sort of sacrilegious to me, but Caligula used to demand the same from his followers as a Roman god. Trump was reported to have once tried to buy Caesarās Palace in Las Vegas. I guess thatās close enough?
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Will Uncle Ben Carson be there to translate from Harlem jive to brooklynese?
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Their walletsā¦as Trump passes quickly by bedazzling them with is CombOver halo? Nobody works a crowd better than the NYC con man.
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At least Dukakis served a stint in the military. No member of the Trump family ever served.
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Why did Lorenzo Lamas sit for a portrait with Ben Carson?
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But Ashtord wrote far better songs.
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He needed the work.
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