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Trump’s advance team is going to make 100% sure that every one of those brave border people has a cork up his or her wazoo and whatnot, in case the raping starts.
Awesome: The Donald sucks even more oxygen away from the GOP primary field, as Fox and CNN drop everything for live real-time coverage of his latest on-location bloviation.
It’s a beautiful thing.
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In other news, Reince Priebus was treated by EMTs at RNC offices in Washington after first responders were called when he was found locked in the Executive bathroom sobbing uncontrollably and refusing to come out.
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OMG, how did he ever get Mexico to go along on the ride? I hope his car is huuuggge.
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Not only sucks more oxygen, Trump creates an effin’ hard vacuum.
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Donald Trump plans to head Thursday to the U.S. border with Mexico, where he is expected to talk more about his thoughts on immigration, CNN reported.
Oh dear, this is almost certainly going to be replete with bizarre, ad hoc expostulations. Fascinating; but not necessarily in a Mr. Spockyish kind of way.
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Somebody please shove Trump over the border while he’s there. That way, by giving him back Mexico can send us one of their worst.
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Bet the Border Patrol is just delighted about this.
You got that right. There was almost no coverage of either Walker (a presumed front runner and leader in Iowa) or Kasich’s official announcements. Trump just consumed those news cycles.
I hate to admit it, but I am very interested to see what the polls say this week. I actually have a sneaky suspicion that he isn’t going to take as big of a hit as I originally thought. And if he can get away with dissing McCain’s service record, I doubt anything will ding him with the GOP base.
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This should be good. Let us know if you find any prayer rugs, Derpy…
I’m surprised. I figured he’d be afraid of running into his Mexican twitter correspondent.
He better watch his step. Without a wall, he could fall right over to the other side.
Oh, brother. This ought to be good. If we’re lucky, El Chapo will be there to meet and greet him. Maybe even give him a guided tour of some deep holes.
Safe travels, The Donald. We need you healthy and energized for months to come.
So the ignorant loud mouth will know a little about WTF he is talking about for a change, how refreshing.
he should inspect the secret tunnels. doesn’t el chaupo like tunnels?