Skip the presser, tell him he was a good boy, give him a sucker and tell him now he can go off and play with his Legos.
Good Let’s all laugh at him…
According to press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders, President Donald Trump will be holding a press conference at 5 PM on Wednesday to discuss his United Nations General Assembly trip, as well as the “news of the day.”
DJT: “They laughed at me! Can you believe that? – They laughed at your king when I tried showing them my new clothes.”
They really shouldn’t let him out of the house.
Oh no. This didn’t go well last time and the dementia has had a whole year to improve his dicshun. Should be must 502 Bad Gateway reading around here.
His pressers are worth it just for the 15 lies that he’ll surely tell that have to be walked back. That and a few policy pronouncements that not a single person in all of government knew was in the works.
"I commit the United States to building a rail tunnel under the Atlantic Ocean, between Europe and our East Coast, by the end of my second term!!! Take that, Obama!!
I would give half the money I don’t have to see the media just laugh at every answer he gives.
Great. We’re going to hear all about how much they loved him and how unnamed leaders called to tell him it was the greatest speech ever given at the UN and insist that they were laughing at Crooked Hillary because she couldn’t stop him from achieving more than almost anyone in history. And then the media will focus on one dumb thing he said, missing the forest for the trees as they continue to debate whether or not he might have a brain of some sort. The new normal.
Well, yeah, striking back at those who laughed at him today is the entirety of the reasons why he’s holding this press conference tomorrow. It’ll be akin to Crowd Size 2.0 only this time he’ll be disputing that they laughed and why. Prepare yourself for “They were laughing with me not at me” gate.
Announcing our withdrawal from the UN and/or foreclosing on the UN Building and turning it into a theme-based Trump Hotel based on King Midas.
Trump can’t STAND being laughed at.
Guess that means his every waking minute is miserable.
“Stormy weather, keeps rainin’ all the time.”
Yup. It shows they love me and respect me.
“I said something funny and everyone laughed! They like me, they really like me!”
“After having given the most stirring speech in history - even better than Julius Caeser’s, the UN stood up and applauded me because they admired my greatness. Many people asked me to take over the world at that point - it’s not me, I’m just sayin’ !”
You have to wonder if Trump now understands that the entire world knows he is the most accomplished asshole our country has ever produced?
I would give half the money I don’t have to see the media do their job properly.
Maybe he should use some of these jokes if he really wants to make folks laugh