Discussion: Trump To Hold Press Conference At 11:30 AM ET

Shellac. Shellac is why.

Whatever for…?

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Oh goody. Firing Sessions already? Or more brag from Herr Shitforbrains?

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I wish to GOD the effing press would just stay away from this insane megalomaniac traitor. I don’t want to listen to or read about his oinking and boasting. The only thing I want to hear about our fake “president” is that he’s roasting in hell where he belongs.

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Be best! This will likely be one of Trump’s “best”.
:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

He’ll likely amplify the narrative that everything that goes wrong in the next two years will be Nancy Pelosi’s fault. Get ready for the new Benghazi - “PELOSI”.

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The only rational reason would be to announce his resignation, which I doubt, and the field of irrational possibilities is so wide I wouldn’t want to wade in. But I think after his great victory he’s going to magnanimously extend a hand of cooperation to the vanquished Democrats, and that will last for several hours and then we’ll be into whatever’s next.

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I look for Trump and his minions to start making the case the House is some sort of anachronistic institution that truly is of little importance as far as governing the country and passing policy and legislation. A vestigial organ, the nation’s appendix. The Founders actually intended that the Senate be the body that worked with the Executive in running the nation. If we need them we know where to find them. Don’t call us, we’ll call you. Otherwise your insistence at getting an invitation to the party is annoying.

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he’s going to magnanimously extend a hand of cooperation to the vanquished Democrats,

Let’s hope they bite it and bite it hard. “whatever’s next” is anyone’s guess.

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Your take is more optimistic than mine is. I expect a barrage of lies, blaming and finger pointing.

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Only in a less coherent manner than you have laid out.

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Nah, he’ll probably gloat about how he “saved the senate” and then go on a stream of conscience diatribe that everyone in the media will pretend isn’t a sign of total insanity.

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I’d say my take was more sarcastic than optimistic. I do think his aides will toss in some boilerplate stuff about working with Democrats whenever he can to help Americans, because that’s what they were sent to Washington to do, and then he’ll turn the blade back on them. I never meant he’d be sincere about it.

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The House is Jerry Mandered. A lot of people don’t know that. But its unfair and benefits the Democrats. He’s not a good guy at all. Jerry.

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Those Chinese snark meters don’t even have real electronics in them if you pry off the back cover. It’s just tin foil and loose wires and that one little red LED light that actually works to disguise the ruse. All manner of fools fall for it.

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Oh shit, it must have been after beddy-bye in PA but it looks like Rohrabacher went down? SWEET

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If people hadn’t been relying for years on electronic snark meters they’d have just known that any application of the word “magnanimous” to Trump was done sarcastically. Sheesh.

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He seems nice.