Another “wait–he said what?” moment.
I’m trying to decide if I want to get to the place where we can no longer be appalled by what he says, or if, when we get to that place, all traces or our humanity will have been obliterated.
The President found he was mired
In a squabble which no one desired.
“But my missiles will know,
The right place to go,
Right after I tell them you’re fired!”
I was going to visit Chernobyl this year, but now I’m switching my holiday plans to Guam.
When Trump told Calvo he seems like a “hell of a guy,” Calvo responded by saying he wishes “there would be less partisanship” and this is a time when “everyone should be unifying behind our president.”
Nuh-uh.
Indeed

In WW2 the Japanese demonstrated that even the tiniest scrap of a Pacific island could be converted into a formidable, anti-bomb/anti-artillery shelter, in only a few months.
Nothing says tourism like nuclear war
Trump To Guam Governor Amid N. Korea Threat: ‘Don’t Worry About A Thing’ - ‘No matter what happens, Melania, the kids and I will be fine.’

“I have to say, Eddie, you’re going to become extremely famous,” Trump said,
Indeed. Everyone remembers the mayor of Hiroshima in the summer of 1945. Right?
Well, tourism is booming in Hiroshima, right?
I didn’t realize there was a huge bubble atop Bullshit Mountain West in Guam; glad the governor owns property there. Enjoy the fallout, idiot.
The DPRK may not have a miniaturized device now. That is not a consensus finding of the Intel community – it is based on a single report from the Defense Intelligence Agency. They have claimed this before, and been wrong before.
The crazy boy has not threatened to lob nuclear weapons at Guam – he has threatened to launch IRBMs. I’ve assumed that he would be sending dummy re-entry vehicles. These things require testing, and guidance systems and heat shields especially require testing. We’ve launched ICBMs and IRBMs at Kwajalein for decades as part of R&D and QC.
Governor Calvo is proof that a majority of Guam voters are morons.
Guam is/was a major destination for Japanese honeymooners. I hope they find someplace else to go.
Trump should go to Guam for his next rally! It’s like West Virginia, but with palm trees. And a governor who provides fluffing service.
There is something like 1300-1400 miles between Guam and Bikini Atoll, so ‘close proximity’ is a bit of a stretch…