Discussion: Trump To Dine With Ryan Thursday Night After Making Deal With Democrats

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Ryan will be having ground glass.

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I want to see a photo like the one of Romney having dinner with Trump.
Also, I hope Ryan likes meatloaf.

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Oooooooh, remember when Comey had dinner with Trump??? Didn’t end well for Comey.

I am trying not to get my hopes up…

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“She didn’t mean a thing to me, Paul. I didn’t know what I was doing…”

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Still better than well done steaks with ketchup and more than he deserves.

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Give him snails, ortolan, Brillat-Savarin, steak-tartare and pig knuckles.
I bet Ryan would prefer the meatloaf.

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You could have been having dinner with President Clinton, you little reptile. You could have had a wide-ranging, stimulating conversation and then you could have looked each other in the eye and talked about what you can and can’t do realistically and you could have hammered out some deals to each other’s benefit.

But that wasn’t what you chose.

Oh well.

So anyway buon appetito, you punk. Enjoy the meal and the company.

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An hour spent with a nine year old possessed of a limited command of the language and afflicted with ADHD. Grandparents of meth-spawned grandkids everywhere can relate.

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This should go well. Didn’t he just have a “clear the air” meeting with McConnell just a day before shiving him?

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Who’s the old geezer in the photo with Ryan?

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The Ghost of Nuclear Winter Future.

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He prefers Jayer-Gilles 2004 Echezeaux Grand Cru with his meatloaf.

Poor little ortolans …

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Emergency dinner to remind the Orange that a republican president never negotiates or projects reason, uses common sense and in general always refuses to solve main stream Americas’ problems. The mantra is to deny, deflect, lie, ignore, complain, sandbag, invent excuses, protect the wealthy and delay all issues. I’m sure that Ryan’s talking points will remain in DT’s conscious mind for at least 10 seconds.

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Crow will be on the menu.
The conversation will be about seeing Spot run.

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Everything will be slightly strained but basically cordial until dessert, when Trump will, solemnly and without breaking eye contact, reach over and take Ryan’s single scoop of ice-cream and add it to his own two scoops.

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At least, the Donald can’t fire Ryan.

Well, if I dined with Trump, I would insist on wearing a hood for the entire meal.

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I know, but he could make his life hell, which is peachy keen by me… :smile:

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Yeah, Paul will wish the Donald could fire him.

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