Discussion: Trump: The Wall Between U.S. And Mexico Would Have A Door For The 'Good People'

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Trump: Wall Between U.S. And Mexico Would Have A Door For ‘Good People’

Sunday morning gÂŽist for simpletons.

jw1

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I would suggest some doors for the trucks and cars going back and forth…maybe a few doors for like wild animals. Maybe some culverts for the rain. And of course, spots where dead bodies can be pushed into Arizona.

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My estimation of the reasoning ability of Trump supporters keeps being lowered. Or maybe, he would take Carson’s idea and have drones hovering over the door to sort out the “good” and “bad” people.

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The only thing more appalling than Trump is the number of reporters’ mikes picking up everything he says 'cause there are millions of fools listening.

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What an idiot.

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Hey, maybe those “good people” who enter through the Trump Golden Magic Door of Truth will be the mythical “good guys with guns” that never seem to show up when there are bad guys with guns - you know, the bad guys that Trump and the rest of these Republican scumsucking fucknuts think come here from Mexico in the first place, but are actually so Caucasian that even a lily-white boy like me can call them honkies.

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The “good people” are those who have worked hard and “have recommendations from people,” he said on CBS.’

Now where have I heard that before? Oh yeah.

"Such good blood of our own kind as there may be among the nations we shall acquire for ourselves, if necessary by taking away the children and bringing them up among us."

Portrait of SS-ReichsfĂźhrer Heinrich Himmler from 1942.

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A wall. And a door! He’s like George Washington and Henry Ford rolled into one!

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What a naked attempt to walk this wall shit closer to the real world. There isn’t going to be a wall and Trump knows that. But he’s getting flack for his claim there will be is so this. There will be a door…from Brownsville Texas to San Diego California…that’s for sure.

This guy sucks at politics. The rest of the GOP’er crowd must be crap not to be able to take this blowhard down.

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As I said in another thread on Trump’s jaw-droopingly stupid and confused responses about his Pink Floyd collection… er… “wall” solution to undocumented immigration, is a mashup of the Underpants Gnome business model and C-level exec bafflegab.

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Make sure there is a sliding drawer next to the opening for the dead bodies, that can be used for their heads. We don’t want headless dead bodies after all. :wink:

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Seeing as estimates have 40% of the illegal immigrants are here on visas that have expired (visa overstays) how will a wall prevent people from flying into the US legally and then just staying ? (No trebuchet jokes, please)

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Will the door have a yuuuge gold-plated doorknob on it? And will it have a bilingual label saying ‘Servant’s Entrance’?

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Well, a yuuuge gold-plated doorknob is proposing it at any rate.

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The “good people” are those who have worked hard and “have recommendations from people”

“Recommendations” in this instance being a euphemism for money. Lots and lots of money.

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If this dumb fucker ever actually got INTO the White House on the “What?! Hey, we were just kidding!” vote, we’d have the funniest president in the history of the country.

I can just see this dude demanding that every submarine we build has to have a screen door in it so the sailors can watch the fishies.

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¨"It’s gonna be a great wall," Trump said on the Sunday program. “This will be a wall with a big, very beautiful door because we want the legals to come back into the country.”
The “good people” are those who have worked hard and “have recommendations from people,” he said on CBS.¨

It’s impossible to tell parody and Trump himself apart at this point.

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When did the Onion start producing CBS television?

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The only great wall America needs is between Trump’s mouth and the media whores who slurp all the nonsense that spews from it. However, it will have to be more imposing than the one between reality and Trump’s brain.