Discussion: Trump, The 'Very Stable Genius,' Set For His First Medical Exam As President

Hope it’s from someone more reputable than his last looney-tunes guy (appears to be so).

Of course, if it is from someone reputable, and that someone is honest, we’ll be getting his health report about the same time we will get his tax returns…

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The exam, lasting several hours, will measure things like Trump’s blood pressure, cholesterol, blood sugar, heart rate and weight.

It must cover more than that, because that would take 15 minutes. Maybe he will have to wait in line to get his blood drawn.
On the other hand, can you imagine getting this guy to fast before the blood test?

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Let’s hope Dr. Jackson has extra-long fingers so he can extract Mitch McConnell and Paul Ryan during the prostate exam.

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If you define “fasting” as “more than 10 mins without junk food”, he’ll nail it – just.

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You win this thread today! Thanks, I really needed that laugh!!

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I think he’ll call it off and somehow blame Obama. Maybe…Obama was in such good shape that he unfairly skewed the norm, so Trump’s results would not be accurate compared to other fat, out-of-shape old fucks.

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Oooooo. A shithole fact-finding mission.

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His brain is broken! Rush him to the hospital! It will have to come out!

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Hoping to catch a break today.
As bad as the results will be, obviously it is a hillary / obama deep state conspiracy to try and delegitimize the election he won fair and square.
The doctors at walter reed are in cahoots with the russians and paid for by the democrats.
So, the results saying that my fat ass is plugged up so bad my brain can only fart out strange forms of recognizable communication is a giant fake news story.
believe me.

12 Diet Cokes a day

Holy! Fuckin’! Shit!

I used to drink 1 to 2 a day a thought that was a lot.

12?

H!F!S!

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Trump is a poor man’s idea of a rich man.

(Big Macs whenever I want!)

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To use his phrase, he’s a shithole.

Psychiatric examination of Trump is inordinately difficult…

They’ll need a proctologist with forceps to extract the head before the psychiatrist can accomplish anything…

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Trump KNOWS shitholes…

My condolences to the Navy doc that has to look at Trump’s pasty lardass naked in the exam room. You sir, deserve a Navy Cross for valor.

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So what does the man-baby do this week? Threatens that the stock market will tank if he doesn’t receive a good report. If he doesn’t have his thumb on the scale, he hardly knows what to do with it.

I think it would be great if the WH Press Pool just kept asking questions about the Prostate Exam. Ms. Huckabee Sanders, can you tell us the Doctor’s findings on the size of President Trump’s prostate? Did the doctor find Benign Prostate Hyperplasia?
Compared to Dr. Borenstein’s, how did the President find the Rear Admiral’s performance of the Prostate Exam?

He’ll still have to rummage like a homeless guy checking the coin return on a pay phone.

The report will be meaningless since all the doctors are Democrats.

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