Even Trump doesnât agree with himself 100% of the time. In fact, itâs closer to 0% since he tends to take on every possible position on an issue just in case or due to a less than stellar thought process.
Coolsville, daddy-o. Meantime Iâve heard it said Kanyeâs a jackass.
I could forgive Kanye for his treatment of Taylor Swift if he had thought a different woman deserved to win too, and grabbed the mic from Trump.
What a load of shit, they are both jackasses as far as I am concerned. They deserve one another.
Obama had it right, Kanye is a âjackass.â
âWe are both dragon energy. He is my brother. I love everyone.â
âBath Salts: Now with 50% more running around naked while screaming incoherently!â
FFS. Why is anyone paying attention to this publicity grab. New album or book coming out I guess. I canât stand his music, I canât stand his ego, I canât stand his wife, I canât stand the culture that made him as big as he is.
And I canât stand that heâs making me sound like a cranky old man. I am, of course. But I like to keep it on the down low (is that what the kids say?).
Bro itâs TIGER BLOOD! GET IT RIGHT!!!11!1!!!
And I actually said âbroâ for the first time in my life. TIGER BLOOOOODDDDD!!!
Two of the most talentless hacks in modern history. They deserve each other.
Dragon energy? Is that better than tiger blood?
I guess this makes sense since Trump is the Kim Kardashian of ugly old Republicans.
Todayâs Survey
Q. Who sucks more: Sean [insert current très moronic moniker] Combs or Kanye West?*
*Itâs a trick question. They both suck.
Gotta take a compliment whenever and from whoever he gets it from.
I wonder if Trump thinks itâs âvery coolâ that in the same minute Kanye tweeted that he loves Hillary, too?
Wonderful career suicide from the most overrated musician since The Starland Vocal Band.
Frank Zappaâs song âDirty Loveâ explains the Dragon connection that Kanye and Donnie have:
Give me
Your dirty love
Like you might surrender
To some dragon in your dreams
Give me
Your dirty love
Like a pink donation
To the dragon in your dreams
I donât need your sweet devotion
Anâ I donât want your cheap emotion
Whip me up some dragon lotion
For your dirty love
Your dirty love
I have been hearing for years that Kanye West is a musical genius but I have never had anyone who has been able to explain to me WHY he is considered a musical genius. Because he married a person who is famous for having âa big ass and a sex tapeâ? (H/T: Joel McHale, âThe Soupâ)
If Kanye is considered a musical genius, then Stevie Wonder and Danger Mouse must be residing on Mount Olympus.
Canât wait for that âsupergroupâ heâs going to have to form with Ted Nugent and Kid Rock in order to pay the bills.
Oh, wait. I forgot. Nugent and Kid Rock fans donât cotton too much to the darker folks.
Just waiting on Ray Lewis, Jim Brown and Steve Harvey to have a say.
1.) This is Yeezy taking shark jumping to the next level â naked, in slow motion, in an assless Here Come Dat Boi costume.
2.) Rosanne/Kanye 2020. Two crazier-than-a-shithouse-mouse lower-middle-class-to-riches assholes from Greater Chicagoland, Trumpinâ it up with abandon.