Discussion: Trump Tells Followers He Is the Man to Bring in 'El Chapo'

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Trump sounds like he probably didn’t even know who Guzman was before this weekend. His tweets make no sense. Show me on the doll where Mexico hurt you, Don

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 ...Trump, however, would kick his ass!

I’m especially leery of people who refer to themselves in the third person.

I remember Mongo doing that in Blazing Saddles.

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Don’t forget “Jimmy” on Seinfeld.

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Jimmy, who started George doing it, Herman Cain and Bob Dole as well.

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Please track him down then Donald, and go and personally “kick his ass”.

Please.

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Can you envision Jeb Bush or Hillary Clinton negotiating with ‘El Chapo’, the Mexican drug lord who escaped from prison?

…Trump, however, would kick his ass!

Why would any of these people be negotiating with an escaped prisoner from another country? This doesn’t make any sense. Does he think we have some kind of business deal with Guzman? I’m really confused by Trump’s stupidity.

Agreed, but please wait until after Super Tuesday.

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“Trump…would kick his ass!”

Before or after he tied you to a fence post in the Mexican desert, gave you a Cuban necktie, poured gasoline all over you and burned you and the Tribble on your head like a tiki torch? Fucking imbecile.

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Yes, but he was much more intelligent and self aware:

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Because Trump says they would. Remember: The accusation is the conviction for these people (and the MSM).

“I’m really confused by Trump’s stupidity.”

So is Trump hahahaha

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“El Chapo comes to the U.S. often thru our border—it’s been revealed he has CA drivers license.” [in 1988]

He needed the license to get insurance to be able to drive the getaway motorcycle that he used in the escape. However, 17 years since being issued, it may now be expired.

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“Now that the Mexican drug lord escaped from prison, everyone is saying that most of the cocaine etc. coming into the U.S. comes over border!”

Anyone want to untangle the “logic” of that statement? What a great example of how the conservative mind “thinks.” Just grab two disparate things out of thin air and tie them together with a used condom like causality grows on cab floors.

Seriously…everyone knows most of our coke comes from Mexico. There’s absolutely no “now that the Mexican drug lord escaped from prison” about people saying it. People have been saying it for decades, because it’s fucking true and we all already knew it. No connection whatsoever to this guy escaping. None.

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27 years

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Can you envision Jeb Bush or Hillary Clinton negotiating with ‘El Chapo’, the Mexican drug lord who escaped from prison? …

Uhh…What? Why would a US president be negotiating with an escaped Mexican drug lord? Trump, you might need to think about laying off sampling “El Chapo’s” product.

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What? No reference or props for NH for convicting and sentencing Chapo’s cousin just today on drug charges?

Why does Trump hate America?

Sniff, I don’t think that’s what he’s doing here. I think he’s actually assuming there’s some kind of negotiation to be had and that Jeb! and HRC would be terrible at it, but he’d kick El Chapo’s ass because he’s such an amazing negotiator. It’s just bizarre.

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Maybe he should have used those wonderful operatives that he sent to Hawai`i to find out the truth about Obama’s birth certificate to keep El Chapo incarcerated.

Just for laughs, here’s a transcription of his announcement. If you go through you see it’s just a weird free-association jumble of unrelated stuff. You have to wonder if there isn’t some sort of neurological problem going on. Even Palin, on average, makes more sense.

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You may be right about that. Now that I read it again, I can see how that might be what’s going on under the Tribble haha

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I don’t believe I can. Clearly he studied at the Sarah Palin Academy of Rhetoric and Logic.

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