Make a national announcement! Start campaigning with tRump, let everyone know that the author of the Iraq lie loves the guy that agreed about going to Iraq.
Let’s pretend that would help tRump!
Is that an imperial basket or a metric basket?
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Four pecKs to a BaskeT.
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Donnie’s apparently spent way too much time in Florida.
He’s developed the first case of Zika caused, adult onset microcephaly.
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This sounds like a job for the International Bureau of Weights and Measures. Rethugs would never accept whatever standard it arrived at, however, because the organization is (gasp) French!
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Trump Tells Florida Voters He Wants Them To Pretend He’s Down In The Polls
They don’t have to pretend.
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If Trump is elected, all units of measurement will be called Trumps.
E.g. My car gets 34 Trumps to the trump. Which is a shame because now a trump of gas costs 400 trumps.
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While he’s at it he should also tell them to pretend that he’s:
- A narcissist
- A sexual predator
- A liar
- A con artist
- An asshole
- A bigot
- A misogynist
- An ignoramus
- A greedy bastard
- A puppet of Putin
Feel free to add…
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I wish people would do the same with Nate $ilver…who has a large audience he mindfucks with clickbait needless angst. Wang, NYT, Predictwise, etc…all have Trump at about 16% or less. Ol’ Nate has him chuggin’ at 31+% and at this rate of slippage (from Hill at 85+% probability to less than 69% to-day) Donnie will be leading Hill by midnite 7 November.
As I mentioned before my concerns are PRECISELY those of the last sentence in your post. It’s a slick way of self-suppression of votes of Democrats.
Thanx to E$PN million-dollar contract Nate $Silver.**
** By the way, E$PN is in a financially precarious position…needs them mouse-clicks
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If this list were compiled in rank order, I’d have to put “Tinkerbell-send me money” in the top spot.
Diet and lack of exercise.
Nobody hand him a fiber bar until Nov. 6th.
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I’m curious how often he has his skin planed, or peeled or whatever he does. Something’s not right there!
I’m with you. I can’t wait until this next week is over!
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I thought the same thing when I read it. Freudian slip, I guess. He knows the truth deep down, and every now and then it bubbles to the surface against his will.
If he’s going to play pretend, toss in that rising sea levels will pose absolutely no threat to the good folk of Florida.
Projection is such a revealing trait.
I guess we now know what a Trump administration would look like: in court for his entire tenure, ending with conviction - which will be ironic since Trump really doesn’t have any.
In point of fact, I do count on it. It’s a tough job, but someone’s got to pick up the load.