Right. All black people know each other.
And by the way hon, I need a coffee. Can you run out and grab me a coffee? No really, go out and get me one.
Hahahaha…I’m losing it right now hahahahaha…what.the.flying.fuck…
and they have secret handshakes
Jut one day . One day is all I ask.
One day when Trump doesn’t scare the shit out of me
Man, this afternoon’s tantrump is fucking GLORIOUS!!! Has this maniac even slept in 4 weeks? He needs to be Haldol’d.
Duh. She’s frOm BlacK so of coursE shE knoWs exclusionaRy, bLacks only, no wHites neeD applY, congeSsional BLack caucus. SHes the OnE whO alsO attaCked omarosa thE oTher daY. See? Blacks know all the Other blacks.
They have all the best handshakes. (the real reason he is pissed)
He regales those assembled with observations on the 6AM news shows. And the 11PM news shows. And has tweets regularly time stamped through the night.
Intelligence agencies use sleep deprivation to push people into states of delirium. Trump is evidence it must work.
I guess Trump closed the congressional liaison office at the WH (Rahm Emanuel’s old job), so he outsources the job to the people he calls “the most dishonest people on earth.”
What a jerk.
One positive of the Trump era is a marked increase in the use of the descriptor “mental.” I really love that word used as an assessment.
Had a few hundred of those to sell, way back in the 70s.
I’ll never get that week back.
That works too. Some form of chemical restraint…
“Are they friends of yours? No, go ahead,” Trump continued. “Set up the meeting.”
I hope this goes viral.
But they need white people to tell them if it’s okay to meet with him. Because Cummings couldn’t possibly have decided for himself about whether to meet with Trump. (Not that there actually was a meeting scheduled.)
At this point I don’t think SNL needs to bring Alec Baldwin back this week. Just splice together the actual presser with SNL cast as the press corps, gawking, hiding, running out of the room, someone on the periphery with a straitjacket.
Edit: Someone could throw some Ivanka stiletto shoes at him.
I thought that was Amarosa’s job???
He obviously has never heard of them.