Ok, thereās that word ācrisis.ā Here come the āEmergency Powers.ā
Look over here, sheep! Look over here, press! Anything to distract you from my treason! Look, Iām serving McDonaldās to athletes. Watch me light this fart on fire. Now Iām going to declare an emergency to fool my idiots into thinking Iām building a wall that will never be built.
Canāt wait for the next Dem president to declare an emergency to build abortion clinics in Alabama, Mississippi and Texas. Whatās good for the goose, right?
Trump doesnāt give a ratās patootie about immigration. Hell, he hires immigrant workers all the time. No, it was Roger Stone that told him that demanding a āwallā polls higher than just talking about āborder security.ā Trump tried it out at his bierhausā¦ I mean, rural rallies, and lo and behold, he got big applause when he said āwall.ā And the rest is history, ladies and gentlemen. One more gift from Roger Stone.
A putsch for Putin!
The capitalization makes more sense in its original German.
Remember MTVās āJackassā? It got elected President.
There he goes again with the humanitarian crisis.
Sphincter face says what? Think Iāll skip this one (too).
Well Greg needs to get a bit more meta and step back. Chump will say anything to get us to ālook over hereā. All the other finer points of immigration or walls is out the window now.
Wonder if heās talking about the one he created right here in the U.S.? Naaahā¦
Heās so tacky.
Is he going to self-deport to Russia with love?
Third womenās march is set for tomorrow ā wonder if he knows that.
Maybe itās something about foam bricks as the new wall material. I hear the government can snatch them up at $20.20 a brickā¦
From RawStory:
āMichiganās GOP House Speaker Lee Chatfield invited the president to deliver the speech in the House chamber of the state capitol. His invite was even retweeted by Republican National Committee chairwoman Ronna Romney McDaniel.
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Trump was also invited to give the State of Union from North Carolina. Speaker of the North Carolina House of Representatives Tim Moore said Trump was welcomed to deliver his speech at that North Carolina General Assembly chambers.ā
Our household has never been above a little selective interstate commerce preference in which states we will or wonāt spend our money. The list grows. We canāt always make a choice, but when we canā¦
If anyone knows a really effective way to tell a state or representative why my dollars went elsewhereā¦clue me in. I do like ActBlue and have used their lists before.
I donāt think that Trump knows the definition of āhumanitarianā, and yet Iām pretty sure he does know what a crisis is, itās his perpetual mental state that is crisis.
Translation: āIāll be trying to distract your attention from the Buzzfeed story, tomorrow at 3:00 pm.ā
And so predictably tacky, poor man has no pazazz, just an azz.