President Donald Trump opened the Taj Mahal in 1990, proclaiming it to be “the eighth wonder of the world.” But within a year it had filed for bankruptcy,
Looks like Donnie has the same trajectory planned for the old US of A…
Furniture, poker tables, grand pianos …
J. Michael Diehl, the retired owner of Freehold Music Center in Freehold who sold the Grand Grifter the pianos, was one of the contractors he famously stiffed; he was paid $70K of a $100,000 bill.
I wonder how many framed Time magazine covers are available?
Has anybody told Donald that the real Taj Mahal is the Grave for a muslim woman ?
That’s about 4 cents on the dollar from the $1.2 billion that Trump spent to open it.
Anybody want to bet he didn’t spend a single goddamned dime of his own money?
Sorry, I don’t need any gold swizzle sticks. I have too many of them as it is.
They should just give that gaudy shit to Goodwill. Trust me, all that stuff will sell like hotcakes there.
The Trump name has already been removed from the building.
Do the Trump kidz understand that once Daddy goes down the Trump name will be Mud? I’m betting not yet. The Trump family arrogance will prevent such worries till the reality smacks them in the face.
If Trump can coin new words, covfefe, so can I, when a business goes south instead of declaring bankruptcy, they should declare trumpruptcy.
Having served time in A.C., I can say it’s one of the most bizarre cities you will ever see. In the north end of town ( all 3 miles of it) you see empty lot after empty lot, literally a block from the beach. It’s just a giant money-laundering machine.
”Fans of the Trump Taj Mahal Casino Resort can take home a piece of the former casino before it’s gutted to make way for the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino.”
Maybe I can take home a piece of America, before Trump guts it…
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“Crazy Donnie is selling everything!!!
National parks, public lands, voter rolls, military contracts, post offices, Air Force One, DOJ, SCOTUS…
The whole country must go!!!
And he’s selling it all for under cost!!! That’s right, you heard me – under cost!!!
How can he afford to lose money on every sale, you ask?
The answer, my friends, is volume, volume, volume!!!
At these prices, he’s practically giving away our democracy!!!
Hurry on down to Crazy Donnie’s now, because…his prices are innnn-saaaaaane!!!”
And if you call in the next 10 minutes, we’ll double that offer… (Just pay additional handling).
Damn, I couldn’t type fast enough! Wrote the exact same thing.
I always loved Lewis Black’s line: “Trump bankrupted a casino! A CASINO! Where the house always wins!!!”
It slices, it dices, it nauseates…
The White House will be steeply discounted in a few years. Personally I’m interested in the stuffed moose head in the Teddy Roosevelt room. I need one for my Fawlty Towers reenactment troupe.
He could find a way to die of thirst in the middle of a lake of pristine water
Who gives a shit?