Ahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!
And I swear that I’m going to land on the moon before I die…heck, that’s more likely to happen than Trump getting Mexico to pay for his stupid wall.
“Mexico’s economy is dependent on US consumers” which are buying products manufactured in Mexico by US companies, except for fruits and veggies. How does he square that circle?
I hope the President of Mexico responds to this gibberish…with a resounding FU… via Twitter. Or even better, every single Mexican with a Twitter account Tweet FU to the loser of the popular vote.
late edit: Loser of the Popular Vote - LOPV is my new nickname for Orange Putin. OP isn’t bad either now that I write that…
I swear I can fly by flapping my arms, really I can.
I just need to get high enough for starters. Hey do you think if I climb on the garage roof that’ll be high enough?
The stupidity if astounding.
I like LOPV, it sound like a acronym for a new nasty STD.
Memo to accountant:
Please invoice the Mexican government for one wall. 30 day terms.
Failure to pay? Nuke time.
Thanks, P.T. Trump
Not sure if he’s still going to do it this way, but messing with the Patriot Act was the original idea.
They later struck that plan, just before he gave the Gettysburg speech, but seeing how its a thing again.
Let’s take a look at this tweet:
“The dishonest media does not report that any money spent on building the Great Wall (for sake of speed), will be paid back by Mexico later!”
- Media dishonest for reporting fact that U.S. taxpayers will pay for wall (which really isn’t a wall but more fence).
- Now it’s not just a wall, but a Great Wall (but still not a wall - just more fence).
- For sake of speed - are we paying for it for sake of speed or is it a fence instead of a wall for sake of speed? And what’s the hurry anyway since fewer illegals are coming into U.S., and probably fewer still after he takes office.
- Has he already made the deal for Mexico to pay us back later? No, and he probably won’t later - but media should report anyway.
It’s great to start a Friday morning with a good laugh, a shake of the head, a face palm, and a calculation of how much tequila it will take to get through the day’s tweets.
More proof that Trump is a phony.
He just knows stuff
More stuff than anyone else.
He’s got an excellent brain.
Unfortunately none of us were ever wondering what it would be like if an 8 year old became president.
But here we are
Grim times indeed
Mexico should sign a contract with Trump to pay for the wall, then just refuse to pay the bill and say that the work was shoddy. I’m sure Trump would understand.
The Trump tweets were always inane or vitriolic or both, but now folks are becoming habituated. In other words, Yawwwwwn.
FIFY
I’m starting to feel like The Wall is to keep us in.
Trump: I think paying Mexican workers below Amrican wages is like stealing money from Mexico. I would hire these rapists and pay cents on the dollar. Wall will be practically free.