Discussion: Trump Suggests China May 'Put A Heavy Move' On North Korea After Missile Test

Donald Trump tweeted:

“North Korea has just launched another missile. Does this guy have anything better to do with his life?”

Independence Day greetings from our irony-free President.

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I remember what he had for dinner last night - cheese-fried pork rinds on a Trump Tower Taco Bowl, with a side of well-done steak and ketchup.

He believes that the food pyramid is for storing grain.

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Bad hombre’s afraid of California.

@socalista @clare @rollinnolan @katscherger

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@leftcoaster @qwerty23

And yet he still doesn’t understand what his hat is telling him.

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It’s a pro wrestling term. Because our President has the mind of a dull-witted child. Worst. Fourth. Of July. Ever.

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Thanks for explaining cause all I could see in my mind’s eye was China grabbing NKorea by the nether regions and sticking its tongue down NK’s throat.

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At least that’s what I’ve read. It would make sense though. I swear the most patriotic thought I can think today is that the best outcome might be some sort of sudden medical deus ex machina with a long unraveling of the incredible, world-historic corruption afterward so people could damn well just maybe wise up for next time. If that’s wrong and bad to wish then to hell with me. It would be better than killing millions because a few Americans voted for cheap entertainment rather than a competent leader.

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Is he actually even aware that he’s the president at this point? Because it’s like he’s just some random guy talking out of his ass here.

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He’s actually stupider than most random guys off the street. I’d trade him for just about any random street guy.

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There are tens upon tens of millions thinking the same thought, Matt. Might as well own it- Trump has reversed the karmic progress of everyone he has touched

I just spent the morning tar patching a roof in the sun and it felt better than facing this reality.

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Perhaps Donnie Darko believes that China will grab Kim Jong-un by the pussy, assuming that Mr. Kim has one.

It does strike you how he talks as if it has nothing to do with him. Maybe the Presidency was a cool toy he really, really wanted for a while and then found out it was no fun after all, just a stupid boring toy for losers.

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Exactly, Trump has one way of thinking about any situation on earth.

Or maybe he actually has increasingly long intervals of disassociation where he forgets and they’re covering it up.

In your dreams, Donnie.

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I try to imagine the worst but ay caramba. Although maybe Trump with a cheese-brain unable to recognize the real from the imagined and treated by his handlers as an infant isn’t necessarily the worst. Note to self: Schedule drinking session for late evening.

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Chickenshit.

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fify

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Nope, miles to go before I sleep, Squirrel, family dinner and fireworks with friends, and already hit one sobriety checkpoint Saturday night. The state needs money but that’s not my problem. Will do serious drinking at home until I can afford a self-driving car.

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I applaud you for that. Drinking and driving just is not worth it.

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