Bring back the Mooch to take over… that will be the ticket.
Remember when Barack took Trump to the woodshed during the WHCD? The highlight of the evening was when Donnie showed his balls and walked out!
Oh, that didn’t happen? You mean, he just sat there stone-faced the entire time? Kinda like the Huckster did this year?
Yeah, gotta be a man for hatin’ on someone who does exactly what you did.
See, Sarah, loyalty will get you a long way . . .
Ooo …
She better not let the truth slip out —
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
(Deep breath)
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Gonna see more of this as the walls close in. His assumption is it’s other people’s jobs to save him, to protect him, and as that fails to happen he’ll blame everyone around him. Always other people’s fault, never his own.
Check the bushes; maybe Spicy is still lurking and in need of a paycheck.
Mercurial? My septic pumping service is going to need a heavier truck if the tank is full of mercury.
Trump seems to be obsessed with his people having strength and toughness until they stand up to him.
I find it amusing that someone I consider a coward who has never done anything in his life that has not been backed up by bodyguards even knows what courage is.
The next press secretary must be tough, very tough. Strong. Will be tough search. D’Souza? Too brown. Hannity? Too rich. Ingraham? Too penisless. Got it! Paul LePage.
Whatever happened to all the best people? It’s perplexing.
You just knew this gig would have to fall to John Barron eventually.
Trump’s only real inner circle is the circle of hell between his ears.
I really don’t care. Do U?
Dang you, you stole my exact response, right down to the deep breath in the middle!!
(Lotta great minds here at TPM, eh??)
ETA: @hoagie wins the thread with
Hmmmmm…I thought John Barron was already running Spankee’s twitter account.
I hope they replace her with Jared Kushner, just so I can have the pleasure of seeing April Ryan and Jim Acosta eat him alive, and also to hear the press corps laughing uproariously at Jared’s going-through-puberty-in-high-school voice.
Fire her. Get somebody else. The media will believe their lies more than they believe SHS? I’d hope the honeymoon would last about the first half of the first press briefing, no matter who it is. The WH correspondents should be out of fucks to give.
Damn, I was really hoping to watch her get dragged down to hell with tRump!
Oh well… 
Another ETTD victim.
If she had an ounce of common sense she would just resign now. What’s the point of continuing to work for such a vicious asshole after you’ve completely destroyed your own reputation defending him? The paycheck? You couldn’t pay me enough to work for such a POS.