Discussion: Trump Stared At Walls, Wandered Out Of Room While Ryan Explained Health Care

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I’ll agree except for the Pla-Doh – staff wouldn’t be able to stop him from eating it. I think the more likely toy for him would be the little wooden pegs that he can pound with a hammer, then turn the toy over to hammer from the other side. That seems like something that would come naturally to him, and would have the extra added benefit of drowning out the voices of grown-ups who are trying to get him to do anything other than induce headaches for everyone else.

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In all fairness to Trump, if I had to listen to Paul Ryan drone on, I might react the same way.

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Wait… trump said health care was gonna be easy…

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A policy wanker?

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I, also, hate it when others try to explain shit to me …

when I already know everything about everything —

[that’s why I ignore everybody] —

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The GOP reins in Trump:

ā€œPardon me, but is my eye hurting your elbow?ā€

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My dad does that, too. He’s 86 and has Parkinson’s, COPD, and Dementia, and sometimes calls me by the wrong name.

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The Trump White House: What happens when you accidentally mix House of Cards with Beckett’s Endgame.

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Well it sort of makes sense. Trump hates the media. And the media are the only ones that thought Ryan was a wonk. Ipso facto and all that jazz.

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And as seen in one episode with former House Speaker Paul Ryan (R-WI), he could be rudely confused with dementia.

FIXED.

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Another song that some one with talent could change a few words,ā€œHello Wallsā€ by Faron Young.

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I’d have walked out on Lyin rAyn too, but I don’t have terminal syphilis.

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Just the best and brightest there ever was…

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And great and cheap.

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Bingo. He’d come waltzing in with pen in hand to sign the deal his staff put together. But first he’d need to demand some idiotic change. Would then be pizzed when we said no.

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I just assumed they’d allow him to eat the Play-Doh. I mean look at what he actually does consume. The colorful speckles of Play-Doh would at least mildly entertain the person responsible for wiping his bottom after he makes poopy in the grown up toilet. Think of what a poop formed solely off of burnt meat, American cheese slices and Viagra must smell like. Wretched.

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and i thought george w. bush’s lack of intellectual curiosity was bad.

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