Discussion: Trump Spins Yet Another Narrative Onto Comey Firing

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alien abduction hasn’t been used yet

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He’s a human pin ball.

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Who ya gonna believe? Me, or that guy who looks and talks just like me who told you the exact opposite a few days ago? Trust me, I’d never lie to you.

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To paraphrase my mother: If you can’t give one good reason for it there is probably no good reason.

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The power of the Presidency and his/her ability to effectively lead depends on the trust and confidence of citizens. Personally, I have zero trust and zero confidence in this President.

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To truely have multiple perspectives…

One must also possess multiple mindsets …

I’ve heard … believe me …

Just saying —

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However, according to Trump everyone wants the country to get together (like he has always tried to do, I assume) and everyone thinks the investigation is stupid.

Well, at least a lot of people, many many people, are saying that.

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I’ve heard it accurately said that Trump speaks like a fifth grader who is trying to give a book report on a book he hasn’t read, but even when he knows the topic, he still speaks liike a fifth-grader desperately trying to stretch the report out to reach the required length, but still coming up short: “It was a very, very, very strong, strong, strong letter that he wrote to make a very, very, very strong, strong, strong recommendation that I took very, very, very, very seriously because it was so very, very, very strong and very, very, very serious.”

Good God, the President of the United States is an ignorant fucking child.

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Don’t worry, if you don’t like this explanation, he’ll have another one ready next week.

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How long until Trump denies that he fired Comey at all, and claims that the whole thing about Comey being fired is just fake news? That’s about all that’s left.

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Under the ACA he could get professional assistance from a practicing pyscho-pharmacologist. Does Bannon call him Sybil under his breath?

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Orangejuice …

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Or just appoint him to the vacant FBI position ? ? …

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Perhaps too much lip movement.

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Pity The Who is not aging well. Alas.

YMMV

But we’ll always have Tommy.

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“Don’t you see – after failing to persuade the Halkan Council to allow the Federation to mine dilithium crystals on their planet, an ion storm caused a transporter malfunction. So it wasn’t me who told that terrible lie, it was evil Trump – the one with bearded Spicer!”

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And a few others.

40+ albums (dating myself) and few people recall that they had 6 albums released in the 60s.

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