Thanks so much “Uneducated Vote.” Gonna go ahead and hide under my desk now…
Wonder if US schools are going to start doing the 60’s drill of having students hide under their desks again, since desks are superior blast protection.,
A relatively accurate tweet, for a change.
Are you my long lost twin?
Oh swell.
Were going to Tweet our way into a war.
Great minds think similar stuff etc
‘Behaving Very Badly,’
Shorter Trump: Where is my Mommy?
Sorry to say this, but in the 50s and 60s, school desks were much more substantial and provided far better blast and radiation protection. You could bunker in for at least two weeks, with reasonable supplies, with a family of 4 with those desks.
Jesus’ holy blood. Here we go. Sensitive and extremely dangerous foreign policy issues being dealt with in puerile, ignorant Twitter grenades.
Stein and Johnson voters? Stay at homes? Know-nothing swing voters? You built this. Hope we don’t all pay for it with flag-draped metal boxes filled with what used to be young men and women and a nuclear nightmare.
I never thought anyone could make Darth Cheney look like Mahatma Gandhi, but Tweeto Cheeto has found a way.
Darth Twitter strikes again
Wow, you must have gone to one of those fancy librul schools. My desk only had some tinfoil and a Snickers bar.
The world looked up momentarily, shook its head, then returned to what it was doing.
So what are the odds Trump triggers an all out land invasion by North Korea against South Korea?
This explains it. From Brad Jaffey’s Twitter feed
Slams? SLAMS?? He didn’t slam; he tweeted.
Oddjob Jr. went full Keyser Söze with VX on his half-brother in public to send a clear message to Trump that he’s nuts, armed to the teeth, and not terribly interested in living past 35.
That “Behaving very badly” crack is smarting, I’m sure.
I’m actually pretty fucking impressed ! …
He didn’t misspell ’ badly ’ –
The great nicknames just keep on coming, I love that one. Thank dog for the bits of humor we still have amidst all this insanity.
Those are some tiny hands…