Discussion: Trump Serves Up A Word Salad When Asked About NC's 9th District

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This should be used when filing commitment papers.

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And I condemn the fraud in the White House. All millions of him.

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I was going to say he might be “sun downing”.

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Wow. He is literally brain damaged…and I mean literally in the literal sense, not the figurative sense haha

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And all those millions of positions they/him take.

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“I condemn both real election fraud, and the completely imaginary type that I just made up.”

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Bravo @kate_Riga for that last sentence:

He groped his way back to the topic at hand eventually, saying that he’d like to see the “final report” on the situation in the 9th District.

Great imagery.

And while it is doubtful he will ever see the report, it is certain that he will never read it.

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That picture of Trump looks like the Gerber baby was up for a couple of nights snorting cheap drugs cut with cheap drugs.

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Wait wait wait…did he just say that GOP candidates in FL kept getting “less and less and less” votes? WTF? How would that even fucking occur? Under what 3rd moon eclipse are we standing?

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We are in Sicily where everyone thinks he’s a bad guy.

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What Trumpy Dumpy can’t wrap his head around is that vote totals can change as more precincts report. Unlesssssss there was some Republican fix going into the election and he can’t understand why they paid for a certain spread and weren’t getting it.

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Good one! :grinning:

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And if there is any place on Earth who knows a cattivo ragazzo then those in Sicily…

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“Nobody should ever lie about the number of votes they received. Or the number of people at their inauguration.”

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The final report is that your guy tried to steal the election just like you did. Time to impeach your fat ass, motherf*cker.

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What Trumpy Dumpy can’t wrap his head around is that vote totals can change as more precincts report.

Or that vote percentages aren’t totals.

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Alternate Headline: Total Fraud Condemns Fraud in Tortured Explanation

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“I condemn any election fraud,” Trump said before launching into an impossible-to-follow diatribe about some mysterious widespread voting fraud across the U.S., citing an unspecified case when 1 million votes were found.


STEPHANOPOULOS: Is it curious to you that given how much control U.S. election boards now have in the country, they haven’t found any missing votes?

TRUMP: Not at all. If you think — let me take that, both pieces — the area in the south and the west and the north that election boards control is substantial. It happens not to be the area where lost votes were dispersed. We know where they are. They’re in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad and east, west, south and north somewhat.
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…and you see? You just can’t argue with that!

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