I’ve been stockpiling popcorn for this shit for a whole year.
Can’t wait for gems like “healthiest sitting president!!!” with five exclamation points, etc.
It’s a shame the world record he set in the Boston Marathon in 1968 goes unnoticed. Maybe he’ll remind us of the feat someday.
Some advice to Dr. Ronny Jackson: call in sick that day.
Trump permanently destroys the reputation of every single person that comes into his orbit. Don’t let it happen to you too.
He’d better check for the massive growth of deplorables up his derriere…
Will Dr. Vinnie Boombatz be flying in from New York to supervise and write the summary?
So he’s going to be examined by a real doctor this time? What are the chances that he finds a reason not to show up?
And what will the doctor’s reaction be when he discovers that Trump has no heart? (And very little left of his brain?)
Pheidippides achieved something incredible that day, which more and more people are noticing.
Yeah, I’m definitely looking forward to this too. If the words “morbidly obese” aren’t in the summary we’ll know it’s BS.
In five minutes!
Is it medically ethical to conduct an annual physical exam on a golf course? How does that work?
Honestly, I’ll call BS on it if the words “dementia” or “cognitive impairment” aren’t in it.
In this era, maybe a medical exam should include an hour or two with a psychiatrist.
I have to admit that I’m really curious as to why they’re even doing this at all. There’s zero chance he gets a clean bill of health and it’s very likely going to include some damaging and embarrassing information. Any guesses?
I honestly believe that the next president and Congress need to pass two laws.
- Every presidential candidate polling at over 5% has to go through a rigorous physical and mental health evaluation by a panel of nonpartisan doctors.
- Every presidential candidate polling at 5% or better must also release ten years of tax returns.
I think it’s required
I remember Obama having one every year
His exam will immediately be under audit. He’d like to divulge the complete results but the IRS prohibits it.
Seriously, it’s the rules. Uh huh, is too!!
can only be surveyed by a proctologist
I read the article and was expecting to hear about 13 holes-in-one in an upcoming round of golf.
Trump took a mulligan on a par 3 once, no one in his group could find the first ball. Lost the second one, too. Everyone got to the green and BOTH balls were in the hole. Really. It happened. Honest to God.