Though started the day shilling for Sheriff Clarke.
This is the same guy that criticized President Obama for NOT visiting Baton Rouge, LA, despite the fact that the Governor of LA asked him to wait. I know that inconsistency, duplicity, and lying are not unusual for President Trump, but surely the TPM does not have long term memory issues.
Don’t come to Austin or Houston, asshole. You lost bigly in both areas and are less popular than Harvey. Try Corpus Christi. They elected Blake Farnethold. You may need to come in a cargolifter if he accompanies you, though.
“Republican will win S!”
I think he means “Shit.”
There´s no Trump golf course there, so I doubt if he could find Texas on a map.
Trump and Farenthold together in Texas. Oh, Juanita Jean must be drooling about that one! I wonder if Blake will wear his bunny pajamas. And I surely hope there are people who will scream “Go fuck yourself!” at them like they did to Dick Cheney when he visited Louisiana after Katrina. First Amendment and all that, dontcha know!
I’m just hoping that, because of the water, Blake doesn’t wear a bunny patterned Speedo.
“Republican will win S!” It was not immediately clear what he meant by the abbreviation.
Senate. McCaskill is up for reelection.
ETA: God help me, I think I’ve just correctly interpreted a DT tweet.
Also visiting Missouri
And Mexico!
His working day just started, man! So productive! Not sad!
Now, come on, guys. Quit maligning Farenthold by saying he had bunny pajamas. That’s totally unfair. They were ducks. Cute, fuzzy little ducks that hugged his corpulent physique and the apparently concave area at his crotch.
Fuck, Trump is manic.
He is thrilled about the hurricane. He probably is watching the best pictures in the situation room now
He’s jealous of Harvey. Harvey blows harder and is getting all the headlines.
I didn’t realize that Texas needed playdoh. (Didn’t he deliver playdoh to flood victims in Louisiana during the 2016 campaign?)
An “innie” crotch.
Harvey is more lovable.
Longer fingers, also too.
Trump to pardon NAFTA.