Discussion: Trump Says He'll Nominate His Doctor To Replace Veterans Affairs Secretary

And all those vets now will be proclaimed healthy both mentally and physically so won’t require much in terms of care.

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Awww, damn.

I was really hoping for this doctor. He’s the one who treated Trump’s “personal Vietnam,” isn’t he?

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This administration is entirely inbred.

So now Trump doesn’t have a doctor OR a lawyer…

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They call that a win-win in the Trumposphere

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That was my thought when I read the headline. :joy:

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Much to the relief of the Doc I’m sure.

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Well, that explains the nauseatingly effusive bill of clean health for Spanky from the guy a while back. He had aspirations and figured out early that flattery would get him where he wanted to go.

Sheesh.

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Mine too!!

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Sure, why not? At this point, ask me if I give a shit.

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He looked pretty miserable that day and scared shitless.

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And, in further news, Nicky Minaj is being considered for Communications Director.

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Sounds like the Hypocritc Oath to me.

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He couldn’t pick anybody else, because then he’d have to read a bunch of bios. He picked the only face he recognizes.

Senile. Sad.

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That’s EXACTLY what I thought when I read the headline!

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Nobody from Fox was available?! How can we trust a doctor who doesn’t play one on TV?

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I guess Harold Bornstein was not available.

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Absolutely. When he was willing to get up behind the podium and lie about Fat Nixon’s height to make his weight just below the obese category and then affirm that he was healthy enough to live to be 200, he was clearly auditioning for a role as one of King Tub’s TeleTubbies!

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Perhaps he’ll be called upon to confirm Stormy’s “cutting room” floor observations.

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Was Sassy unavailable?

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