Discussion: Trump Says 'All Options' On The Table After North Korea Launches Missile

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Is there any option at all? My sense is that Russia is a key player who needs to be engaged.

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Republicans donā€™t want unstable people having nuclear weapons. But they vote against mental health related limitations on ownership of guns right here in this country. Itā€™s bad for an insane person to nuke me, but OK for one to have a gun in my presence.

Got it.

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What if we dropped Donald Trump on North Korea?

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I used to say in a joking manner that possession of personal nukes is implied by the 2nd amendment. Weā€™re not there yet, but what about armor piercing uranium bullets? What canā€™t I have those, to defend my liberty?

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I think Kim should simply announce that he is building a Trump Tower in Pyongyang. This will bring Trump to the negotiating table immediately.
Iā€™m not joking in the least, as you probably understand.

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Well Mr. President, I appreciate your newly-found open-mindedness.
Why not declare ā€œwinning!ā€, go home to your dacha and donā€™t come back.
Pence will be happy to fill out the forms.
Just about everybody else will be happy, ā€œfull stopā€.

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If mankind survives another 1000 years history books written in 3017 will say the United States was a toxic, militaristic aberration on the planet. A fetid stew of violent, hateful, bigoted vermin the Great Annihilation of 2145 thankfully rid everyone of.

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And as soon as someone lets him know what the options are heā€™ll tell us and claim they were his.

ā€œIt just keeps going,ā€ Scarborough said. ā€œYou keep thinking they couldnā€™t have done anything dumber than this ā€” but they just did.ā€
The ā€œMorning Joeā€ host repeated his claim from the day before that Trump never expected to win, but instead ran for president to enhance his brand.
ā€œThis was all a money-making scam,ā€ Scarborough said. ā€œHe thought Jeb Bush was going to beat him. He was going to ā€” straight-out Steve Miller Band and ā€˜Take the Money and Run.ā€™ā€

I agree with Scarborough, Donald doesnā€™t have a clue what to do and never really wanted the job, he was just trying to enhance his brand and get a foot into Russia to make more money. I can believe that.

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ā€œThe world has received Donald Trumpā€™s latest message loud and clear:

His regime has signaled its contempt for its neighbors, for all members of the United Nations, and for minimum standards of acceptable international behavior,ā€

We are truly living in Bizzarro World.

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Great. Resign. Let professionals handle the Presidency.

You keep saying, ā€œAll options are on the table.ā€

At some point, youā€™re going to have to select one and use it. Perhaps sue them - thatā€™s the only one you know. Oh, and you did that thing where you sent cruise missiles to a basically empty airfield in Syria. I donā€™t think something like that would produce a very good result in this situation.

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Brokenā€¦ brokenā€¦ anyone? Record.

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Jinx. That was precisely my first thought when I saw this.

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Yeah, but thatā€™s sand paper. Rough and tough stuff.

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Trump is going to send another of his huge, epic hurricanes at the NorKs.

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I was wondering if he was working on a way to fire Kim. Heā€™s good at that, too.

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The world to Cockholster: ā€œGreat. Thanks.ā€

This last election would seem to contradict thatā€¦

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