Discussion: Trump Rips Up Papers When He’s Done With Them, Staffers Tape Back Together

Hearing echoes of the reported tantrum Trump had when it was leaked that Manafort would go on TV to send messages to Trump as it was the only way to Trump’s attention. “What Paul, You think I am A Baby!” In an epic rant.

This is one of those stories that appear daily in which much of the public answsers that epic whine: Yes, Donald. We think you are a baby - leaving messes for others to attempt to clean up (at the public expense) every time you leave a room.

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Start laminating whatever is given to him. Such an asshole.

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Good idea ! Would also protect against ketchup stains…

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We’re gonna need a lot more Scotch tape to put back together the shredded tatters of our country and democratic institutions.

Note to self: invest in 3M.

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Get Baldwin on the phone! I need to see his impersonation of tRump getting frustrated because he can’t rip a laminated paper on SNL, immediately!

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Just officially change the name from duct tape to fuct tape.

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What does Dotard think these are, vendor invoices or promissory notes?

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And people wonder why I can be nihilist at times…

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As a Canadian it’s none of my business, but I’ve been thinking for a long time that, in addition to the minimum age requirement to run for president, maybe there should be a maximum age limit as well. Here we have somebody so recalcitrant that they can’t be stopped from destroying official government communications. Dammitt. I realize this won’t work as not everybody gets so calcified in their thinking and habits by 70 years old.

Maybe just don’t elect ignorant assholes?

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When the whole world looks to be on an express train down the shitter, nihilism is just good thinking.

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Dear Senator Schumer, please send Cadet Bone Spurs more letters. Please be as incendiary as you can.

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And hamburger grease.

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There was an article in Politico a few days ago that described Trump as a Fatalistic nihilist. So perhaps, if you go that route the company may not be very inspiring.

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They obviously confused this for a persecution complex…

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…and he throws them on the floor? C’mon, man, you’re making it really easy to hate you.

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Don’t let him near the original version of the Constitution.

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Don;t worry, he only does that to documents that he reads…

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Very minor quibble here: Scotch® tape is a brand name. (Sorry, but my AP style days from college have never really left me.)

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