I sure hope I outlive this asshole. I’m going to get piss-drunk and empty my bladder on his grave.
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BORDER CLOSED
THE UNITED STATES IS FULL AND NO ONE WILL BE ALLOWED
TO ENTER UNTIL SOMEONE LEAVES
TAKE A NUMBER
DON'T CALL US – WE'LL CALL YOU
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He wants Mexico to halt the people from Central America before they get to the border. IMO the ‘crisis’ is a self-fulfilling prophesy. Somehow this admin has exacerbated any problems. Removing financial support to the (other 3 Mexicos) or how ever they think of those countries. (??) is, once again making matters worse.
What – in 3-weeks or so no tomatoes, no avocados— prices going up, auto plants shutting down. Can you imagine Cinco de Mayo without guacamole? 
Just dwell on that thought for a moment.
How bad can donald make things… don’t even begin to surmise…after all we are in a National Emergency now and he could shut down the internet.
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Aaaaand here’s the capitulation the mighty Trump has secured. I need hardly add it’s imaginary.
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Welp, there goes infrastructure week again.
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Just for background:
Don’t mess with the avocado police.
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Two words: Fucking idiot:
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I wish one of the reporters during these informal press conferences would ask him “Do you think we should close the border with Puerto Rico too?”
The answer from Trump might be revealing.
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President repeats vague threat to…
squeeze another staffer’s bottom
eat the last onion ring
bomb Venezuela
find the remote and throw it out the window if KellyAnn doesn’t switch back to fox
I bet staffers hear him repeating vague threats for hours at night
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It’s even dumber because it’s not like Pelosi is going to even remotely pay attention to his childish antics or be in any way moved to take action.
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Let the damn fool close the border and see how many of his followers peel off. There would be layoffs at auto manufacturers within one to two weeks following the closure.
The synonym for “stable genius” is “brain dead stupid”.