I’ll bet you my house and everything in it that he’s on the phone now with the best criminal lawyer in the city, desperate to make any deal he can. Unless he’s like Manafort, and fears getting whacked more. But he doesn’t seem as tough as Manafort. He’s not tough at all, that one. That kind never is.
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Snowflake pussy.
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Within minutes of those tweets, Kelly had run into the office and swatted the phone out of Trump’s tiny hands and pinned him while Huckabe Sanders jammed a tranquilizer into the Donald’s mouth and started rubbing his throat to make him swallow.
Just a normal Tuesday morning.
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Seems like the Mango Menace is spooked a bit more than usual by this latest development. I have to admit that anything that makes the Asshat-in-chief tweet-rage makes me happy by default. The sooner we get that piece of crap out of the White House the better.
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The phrase pussy ass motherfucker comes to mind .
He will cry like a baby when confronted with the prospect of 10 good ones in the Fed
Just a little legal reminder Cohen
No Pardons on State prosecutions
No Parole in the Fed
But you know that.
Anything you would like to discuss with us?
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…You left out the taco salad!
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Naw, it was just the one’s that popped into my head before morning coffee.
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The best part is that Cohen is a lawyer so he knows exactly how fucked he is.
I’m wondering if he’ll flip on Rump or if he’s being given some sort of major incentives to fall on his sword somehow. He’s reasonably young and any deal he makes has to take into account what his potential future could look like. Given that a rap sheet is in the picture.
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The Ragey-ist of Ragefests must be ensuing right now.
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This seems really precarious to me. Sure, I love how he’s genuinely shaking in his little boots. But the worse the news gets for him—and I mean both his situation and the literal news, the worse things look on all the non-Pravda networks he claims to loathe and ignore—the more likely he is to fire Mueller, start WWIII, to lash out in ways that are really gonna fuck up lives. Moreso than he already has. And surrounded by the insane war mongering advisors he has now…this is scary.
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Donald Trump is an apoplectic drama queen. No other way to describe it.
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Fake news. No way in hell Dotard Donnie was in the Oval Office at that hour. He was still in the residence, curled up in bed with Fox & Friends and his morning cheeseburger, enjoying “Executive Time”.
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Seems like the Mango Menace is spooked a bit more than usual by this latest development.
Agreed. Wonder if Rump is sh*tting green nickles because his “consigliere” may start relaying ALL the things he’s learned in Rump’s playbook.
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Trump. confiding in Putin at their proposed meeting:
“I just fired Sessions, Rosenstein and Mueller. They were crazy, real nut jobs. I faced great pressure because of Russia. That’s taken off.”
Mr. Trump added, “I’m not under investigation.”
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all the incentives in the world
He has worked with Trump
He knows that if Trump thinks there is a remote possibility he can set him up as a fall guy he will abandon him in a New York minute
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I am shedding a single, perfect tear: Capo-Consigliere privilege, he is dead.
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Haha we can only hope!
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I share the fear, but this was always the endgame. And it will get worse before it gets better (if it gets better).
On the plus side, such as there is, I’ve woken up with this fear every morning since November of 2016. I’ve seen how he quakes and quivers, and I’ve seen the system rattle around him, so far unfallen and unbroken.
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Ex-Wife: Donald Trump Made Me Feel ‘Violated’ During Sex
“I will make sure that you and I meet one day while we’re in the courthouse. And I will take you for every penny you still don’t have. And I will come after your Daily Beast and everybody else that you possibly know,” Cohen said. “So I’m warning you, tread very fucking lightly, because what I’m going to do to you is going to be fucking disgusting. You understand me?”
“You write a story that has Mr. Trump’s name in it, with the word ‘rape,’ and I’m going to mess your life up… for as long as you’re on this frickin’ planet… you’re going to have judgments against you, so much money, you’ll never know how to get out from underneath it,” he added.
Daily Beast 7/27/2015
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Donnie’s parents never said “NO” or “NO, QUIT BEING STUPID” to him!
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