One more thing that made our Kenyan-born president suspect: his thinness.
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Iām surprised Trump lets them start the helicopter rotor BEFORE he gets on the helicopter. Makes for a really bad hair day from the prop wash - by Trump standards that is.
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Trumpapophasis ā> Trumpapocalypse
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So zaftig!
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Come on Ralph! I donāt know whether to laugh or vomit. (Is there a word for that?) Maybe a little bit of both.
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Iāve done worse. But not lately.
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Will no one think about the poor writers for the Onion? How can they possibly top this?
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ā¦When Kim sits around the houseā¦
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Just no need for that. If you donāt like Tequila, there are other, lesser things.
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I know you are but, what am I?
Iām rubber your glue, what bounces off me sticks to you!
JFC heās a 5 year old.
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Trump: I am not calling him Fat Face Ugly with Small Hands. That would be rude. Obama does that but not me.
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Asked whether she thinks āname calling is helpful,ā senior White House adviser Kellyanne Conway on Sunday claimed Trump was responding to an insult from Kim.
āI think that that was the President just responding the way he does to somebody who insulted him first,ā she said on ABC Newsā āThis Week.ā
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Iām dreading the moment when the feral wolf children ask me: āWord Man, how did the Before Times become the Now Times?ā and I have to explain all this bullshit.
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All I could hear of Kellyanne is her pronouncing the hard āgā at the end of ā-ingā words (includinG, tryinG).
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I donāt think weāre giving Trump enough credit on this one. He apparently did restrain from calling Kim short and fat.
I myself have exercised similar restraint: I have not referred to our President ā out of the deference we owe to the President ā as stupid, narcissistic, ignorant, immature, and fat. Would never do that.
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Me too
Always look forward to their responses.
āYapping dogā
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Maybe itās early yet, but being president really ages someone. Trump looks the same as he did when he started.
Kellyanne, on the other handā¦
Yikes.
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As a rule, Iām opposed to ālookismā, even though the current occupant makes it so easy. And so:
It appears to have changed tailors. Suits less boxy. Pity about the ties, perhaps a change in haberdashers could be next? And Iām definitely in the āno gloves!ā camp due to stumpy fingers, although Iād donate a kidney to see itself in opera-length. And a tiara.
You made my day and also I literally laughed/snorted. But I also feel sorry for our future feral wolf-children.
Bravo!
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