Discussion: Trump Promises To Release Report On His Health This Week After Clinton’s Fall

Trump is trapped now. He has to reveal his health data, but smart people will know it’s been edited.

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Yeah, and the dead giveaway will again be all of the superfluous superlatives…

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Highlights:
Pneumonia: Not present. Never had it and never will.
Hand Size: Exceptionally Large.
Cholesterol: 0.
Bad Chemicals: Not Present. Was only born with good chemicals.
Hair: Original.
Sexual Appetite: like a healthy white-teenager.

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This will be Exceptionally, Yugely Full of Shit and Grossly Over-Exaggerated.

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'You know, I’m going to go do something, and I actually took a physical last week and probably, I guess this week, will release the results of it.”

Yeah, I"m definitely holding my breath. Even if he does release something, you know it won’t have helpful info on it. Anybody looking at him can see he’s got high blood pressure, high cholesterol, and likely diabetes. That’s no surprise.

What I’d really like to know are the medications he’s taking.

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Here’s hoping one of the good-looking high numbers he releases turns out to be better if lower. I wonder if he’ll say who performed the physical? Maybe not even a real doctor.

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I’ll bet whoever did the physical (I assume Dr Doofus, the aging stoner, didn’t) probably won’t have a clue as to exactly what meds Dr Doofus will have been supplying Donnie with. And Donnie sure ain’t gonna come clean on all the uppers…

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Yup, and while everybody else was talking about “presidential” looking Trump in Mexico, I saw a guy on downers clear as day.

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"I saw what was going on with [Clinton] and I said, 'You know, I’m going to go do something, and I actually took a physical last week and probably, I guess this week, will release the results of it.”

Today is the 12th so the ‘five day rule’ is now in play. My question to any reveal, is who was the doctor who checked him out. If its a RNC approved doctor, then maybe its truthful up to a point. If its however the same guy who gave him that doctor’s note…

And then he’d swallowed a handfull of uppers by the time he hit Phoenix…

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Trump: I am surprised to learn from the medical report that I am so strong that I have never coughed or have mensturated.

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…and I am not menopausal.

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he is his own ‘medication’.

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Wait a second, TPM. A “stumble” is now a “Fall”?

Gimme a break…

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super comment…

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maybe Kruger is a Led Zeppelin fan. After all one of their cooler songs has the following lyric ‘I’ve been to London, seen seven wonders. I know to trip is just to fall’ /s

Notice that HO is not releasing records, just a report on the records.

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He’s a lying FK. SOMETHING will come up and …oops sorry no can do. And I for one, am SICK TO DEATH of that lying witch Kellyanne Conway telling the public that SHE CAN PERSONALLY GUARANTEE…anything. WhoTF is she? She called Trump supporters ‘skeeze’ but this morning she is OUTRAGED about HRC’s ‘deplorables’. She KNOWS Trump is healthy and HRC did not ‘inform’ the COUNTRY, BY GOD, that she was on antibiotics. I hate them all. Every single deplorable ahole.

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