Discussion: Trump Praises Arrest Of 'Troubled Person' At White House

I’m going to rerserve my praise until the SS arrests a 2m high, weightlifter, wearing full body armor, high on PCP. yelling “Death to Trump and all who dwell therein” and brandishing a machete, gattling gun, rocket propelled grenade launcher while towing a small, recoiless howitzer.

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Trump Praises Arrest Of 'Troubled Person' At White House

What an ass.

Even out of context, it needs to be said.

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I read that Trump went to where the troubled man was being held and did a ‘laying of hands’ on the poor soul. And he was cured, and is no longer troubled. True story. Tweets to follow tomorrow morning, early.

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President Donald Trump said Saturday that the U.S. Secret Service did a "phenomenal job" apprehending a "troubled person" who got onto the White House grounds after climbing a fence on the east side of the property while Trump was inside the executive mansion.

What about the “troubled person” who lives in the White House?

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It didn’t work because Drumpf’s hands are too small.

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Trump described the intruder as a “troubled person”.

If a crazy man wants to get into the White House, he should run on the GOP ticket like all the others.

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The reason Comrade Chaos hasn’t yet tweeted about this is because his unsecured Android phone keeps autocorrecting “troubled person” to “Trump supporter.”

Not to mention he couldn’t locate the man’s pussy.

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So that’s what it takes to fail a security clearance!

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My question, exactly. When will it be his turn?

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One down and probably 100 more coming.
Privatized competition don’t ya know
Get ready djt, boogyman is coming for you. lol lol
sleep well. lol lol

If an intruder can climb a fence and be on the grounds of the White House, the Secret Service is doing a mediocre, not a phenomenal, job.

I’m glad you mentioned Guiliani, he sure has been quiet of late. I’m perfectly happy about that but do find it rather odd.

Trump Praises Arrest Of ‘Troubled Person’ At White House

Twice the usual suspects?

An intruder scaled the fence and got onto the White House grounds today. No one harmed, but we have subsequently learned a lot more about the incident.

Wearing an empty backpack, Hillary was stopped at the South Entrance. She was trying to sneak back in and retrieve some of the silverware she and Bill had left behind. Never thought she would have to do that before the election, but, as things have turned out, she began to doubt any invitation was coming soon.

Threat level for the entire White House has been raised to Orange. Since the election, the entire nation has become accustomed to being at that level. Strange the White House just now getting around to it. What’s that? Oh, since January, the threat level has been room-specific. Orange in any room the President sticks his head into.

After being arrested, Emilio Rodriguez told the officers that he just had to see if this wall was any harder to get over than the one he climbed in Nogales two days ago to get here in the first place. According to him, this one was a real piece of cake.

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You’re right. I hope he’s worried he might be investigated. He and Stone seemed to know too much, too soon, when it came to Wikileaks bombs.

@irasdad–I am now laughing so uncontrollably at your comment that I am surprised I can type this at all. :joy_cat:

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We will cheer when the other “troubled person” at the WH is retained and given obviously needed medical attention.

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When it happens, the headline will read: World Praises Arrest Of ‘Troubled Person’ At White House

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