All Dotard, all the time.
More petulant and self-centered than a five-year old…
Assume for the moment, that Hillary Clinton won in 2016, and then proceeded to fire Comey, for precisely the same reasons Trump is now claiming. I’m assuming that Trump and the GOP would have had no problem with that, yes?
When he gets impeached for it, and not a minute sooner.
I take back every other time I have ever used this word, ever.
#Sad.
The word “sad” is hereby retired. Appreciate the congrats.
The thing is that Comey actually did blow it and should’ve been fired, but not for the reasons Trump did (which were transparently obvious). The irony is he made things worse for himself by doing that.
I think those who are going to thank you have already done so.
Rod Rosenstein, for example…
By appointing Mueller.
When he receives the Nobel Prize?
The only thing Trump ponders is when his next blow job is…
Assuming he knows what ponder means as this is the first time I have ever seen ponder and Trump used in the same sentence…
This weekend there will be a flood of Thank-You Rallies
Five people on four corners in three towns with two signs and one Hoveround.
How about never? Does never work for you?
(With apologies to a New Yorker cartoonist)
Bit warm today for that, bucko.
About the same time they start thanking him for hiring Scott Pruitt and Betsy DeVos.
I was going to say imprisoned, but I’ll settle for impeached.
“When will people start showing me some gratitude?”
When you resign.
As part of a full confession.
That takes down the whole GOP/Kremlin/NRA mob with you.
Mueller !!!
And lose that phony hair in a public cheering-shearing ceremony for charity.
After you resign, possibly to be led off in a perp walk.
After we thank Hitler for funding what eventually became a program to put people on the moon.
I’m easy. I’ll just settle for resigned.
Exactly 
what I was going to say
Beat me to it